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[benames]

Who: Cisco Ramon
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: the marsiva
When: current

[ today you can see cisco ramon putting tons of cheddar gel between two wheat solids, pressing them all together into a sandwich before heating them up on the highest setting available. it's not really grilled cheese but it's as close as it comes.

he's already eating out of a plate of frozen banana cubes ]

ok so eating all of this alone while everyone else is partying is absolutely my senior prom all over again just in space-setting.

[ oh to be a nerd, even in space. ]

so - what do we call ourselves? the fleeters? this is just for future knowledge, I am not in any way implying that title is.

[ the space microwave beeps ]

are they going to serve frozen tequila cubes in that party? because if so then a) awesome and b) I think those should definitely be provided to those of us who are stuck here on board of the SS No-Date.

Just saying.

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[benames]

'tis the beginning of a wonderful friendship.

[ in his best Casablanca imitation ]

ah - I don't think so? no chance of a burger around here, huh? or to get my laptop from home? do they let us ask for - anything at all?

[takingkarabusiness]

Not really, no. It's not a two way conversation, unfortunately. We can't even confirm the whole reality tv thing? But there are better stations besides this moon, so you might be able to buy stuff in the future.

[benames]

so we never get Q&A with our alien fans? not even once.

[ a sigh ]

that's weird. I mean. you'd think they'd want to contact us somehow.

[takingkarabusiness]

Not the ones watching, anyway, that I know of.

But I don't really know much about that stuff.

[benames]

well, you know. if anyone's gonna get fanmail it's the nice girl who works as a taster.

[ who's also pretty ]

[takingkarabusiness]

You didn't find someone to replace me in that job already, did you?

[ she's teasing ]

[benames]

I would never betray one of my own, first-officer-of-tasting-kara! not in a million years.

[takingkarabusiness]

I'm glad to hear it, captain-food-inventor-cisco.

...That could've been better.

[benames]

........we will work on the titles.

[ firm nod. he can't ruin his naming reputation ok ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Deal.