Takeshi [Gantz • Age 5] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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driftfleet2016-04-26 07:28 pm
throwsdown) wrote in driftfleet2016-04-26 07:28 pm
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video. set during the masquerade
Who: Takeshi and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: HE'S AT THE MASQUERADE feel free to bug him there!!
When: Night of the party
[During the party, Takeshi makes a very important announcement — while dressed in his very snazzy suit of course.
Glasses count as a mask, right? Right. Just ask Superman.]
[There's a roar of activity around him, and everyone looks like GIANT HUMANOID TREES all around him because he's a goddamn shorty.]
Hi, guys!
I heard people got... dates for the party — but I was worried that some people were kinda shy or they missed getting a date. But it's okay! I decided I was gonna help everyone, 'cus everyone deserves to have a good time and get to have a date to dance with and stuff! I'm not a real good dancer... cus I'm... real short... But!!!
But everyone that doesn't got a date...
[He poses, flexing his arms.]
I'll be everybody's date!!
That's like the buddy system, right? I was told the buddy system's important. Friends can be dates! And I'm everyone's friend, because we're all on a team together... I can't drink beer for probably another bajillion years when I'm really old, and I'm not allowed to get any for my dates like a gentleman 'cus they turned me around and walked me away when I tried, but....
I can get you some cheese snacks!
... And I can open the door for you. And we can play Go Fish.
[But I don't want any girlfriends, okay! I still got a lot to think about before I can have girlfriends.
Sorry to be such a heartbreaker, duh.]
[During the party, Takeshi makes a very important announcement — while dressed in his very snazzy suit of course.
Glasses count as a mask, right? Right. Just ask Superman.]
[There's a roar of activity around him, and everyone looks like GIANT HUMANOID TREES all around him because he's a goddamn shorty.]
Hi, guys!
I heard people got... dates for the party — but I was worried that some people were kinda shy or they missed getting a date. But it's okay! I decided I was gonna help everyone, 'cus everyone deserves to have a good time and get to have a date to dance with and stuff! I'm not a real good dancer... cus I'm... real short... But!!!
But everyone that doesn't got a date...
[He poses, flexing his arms.]
I'll be everybody's date!!
That's like the buddy system, right? I was told the buddy system's important. Friends can be dates! And I'm everyone's friend, because we're all on a team together... I can't drink beer for probably another bajillion years when I'm really old, and I'm not allowed to get any for my dates like a gentleman 'cus they turned me around and walked me away when I tried, but....
I can get you some cheese snacks!
... And I can open the door for you. And we can play Go Fish.
[But I don't want any girlfriends, okay! I still got a lot to think about before I can have girlfriends.
Sorry to be such a heartbreaker, duh.]
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It still sounds kind of... bad.
We should try to stay winners as much as we can, so we don't sound bad.
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