video | r u freakin kiddin me

[takehisplace]

Who: Luke fon Fabre
Broadcast: Yes
Action: The Marsiva
When: The late morning

[video;]

[Luke is already up and running around when the feed snaps on. He's got bright red hair and a long white coat, opened to show a red gem at his collarbone.]

Hey! Is anyone here? Can anyone hear me? I'm-- uh, I think I'm trapped! Hello?

[Wait, there's a red light and some kind of screen! He rushes over, not really recognizing this kind of technology but he'll take it. The stuff in the ranches was a lot like this, just less polished.]

There has to be a way... Maybe I can pull up a map? What would Jade do... Wait, I know! [He smashes a LOT OF BUTTONS. And turns the feed off in the process.

Oops.]

Comments

not a problem, if i'd cared i would've pmed you. |D

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A-- a year... and a half...

[He bites his bottom lip. He doesn't have that long, he knows that. But he doesn't want to upset Pinkie Pie, so he doesn't elaborate.]

That's a really long time. I hope we all go home soon.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[CHILD are you terminally ill?!

Luckily, though, her "hunches" are always hit and miss so she just interprets it as homesickness.]

Mm, I know. ESPECIALLY being away from your friends. But Finn also said it varies a lot; some people stay here really SHORT times too, if that helps.

[takehisplace]

[Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... maybe.]

I guess that's what I'll have to hope for. [A pause.] No offense! I just-- I'd rather visit after this is all over.

[spontaneouscombustion]

I know, I know. If the Atroma'd taken ME in the middle of stopping a bad guy instead of a regular night when I was asleep, it'd DEFINITELY be a downer on the enjoyment factor.

[takehisplace]

[Stopping bad guys. If only it were so simple.]

So, um... sorry for asking this, but are you some kind of sacred creature?

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Blink.]

PFFFFFT hahahaha NO silly, I'm not sacred! I'm just a regular Earth pony!

[Says the part-time magical girl, best friend to the Princess of Friendship, and an ambassador to boot.]

[takehisplace]

Oh, you're earth element?

[.... no.... damn it Luke you are SUPER THICK SOMETIMES]

[spontaneouscombustion]

No, my Element's LAUGHTER!

[takehisplace]

Oh, please. There are eight elements and laughter isn't one of them.

[spontaneouscombustion]

No, SIX! Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Honesty, Loyalty, and Friendship-slash-Magic!

[takehisplace]

Wait, what? I thought we were talking about the eight elements of magic, not the six elements of whatever.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Nope, I'M talking about the Elements of Harmony! I'll ask Twilight about those when I get back, but I'm preeetty sure Magic's just ONE element!

[takehisplace]

But fire is strong against ice. That's--

[Luke, you're arguing with a talking pony.]

Maybe it's different on your world.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Now you've got it!