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[forsometimenow]

Who: The crew of the Wonderduck and any visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: The latter half of May

[IT'S A MINGLE, SWEET DUCKS. What're you all up to?]

Comments

[feathery]

As far as that means anything, yeah.

[Another shrug. Dimension hopping and his iteration of Earth kind of no longer existing have made him cynical.]

So...how old are you? I'm pretty sure we're all irresponsible teenagers of dubious maturity besides Daneel and Jennifer. And maybe Remy; I never asked. He could be an unaging, trench-shrouded vampire for all I know.

[Davesprite conveniently leaves out the fact that Atroma thought it would be hilarious to make a bird captain of the Wonderduck, so he's...technically in charge, in the loosest, most pointless way. And that he's also technically a legal adult, but whatever.]

[onerous]

19, almost 20. [Her birthday was probably coming up, honestly, but she couldn't be sure what the dates were anymore.] Or I might be 20 already... I'm not sure, exactly.

[The other names are largely unfamiliar to her and she hesitates.] Daneel-san is the 'only adult guy' you mentioned, right? And Jennifer-san is...?

[feathery]

Yeah, he's kind of a robot, I guess? Beats me how old he actually is. Jennifer is our resident certified doc, though; I dunno how you get more responsible than that. She's all about using her skills to help people and generally being a good person.

[He rattles this all off like he's talking about the weather or something equally unremarkable. There is nothing weird about the Wonderduck.]

Most of us are kinda fuzzy on our ages, though, between weird calendars and extra interdimensional kidnappings on the side. Like I'm probably nineteen. Maybe. I got a little taller before I showed up here at least.