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driftfleet2016-05-20 11:21 pm
sylphystia) wrote in driftfleet2016-05-20 11:21 pm
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ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ | rats are people too
Who: Dezel and you
Broadcast: Yes
Action: The Golden
When: Now
[video]
[A group of ship vermin are all sitting in a circle, waiting patiently for... something. A bowl full of scraps appears and seems to float in the air before it sits down in front of them. The rats make cute happy little noises as they dig into the food.
... And then, the greatest evil comes.
The roomba.
One of the tiny maintenance robots comes screaming around the corner at high speed. DIRT DETECTED. [...] PESTS DETECTED. It heads straight for the the poor rats. They all scatter save for one really fat one, who's too focused on the food to notice what's coming.
But what's this-- the droid is scooped up by someone invisible! Dezel's voice might be familiar to some; it's the "don't sleep in my room" guy.]
Leave. The animals. Alone.
[A thin wire appears. With a hard jerk, he shreds the cleaning droid into pieces. Imagine if that had been someone's neck.]
It's all right. You can come out now. [And then the rats come scurrying out of their little holes again. A couple of them crawl over Dezel's invisible shoes, then go back for the food.]
Broadcast: Yes
Action: The Golden
When: Now
[video]
[A group of ship vermin are all sitting in a circle, waiting patiently for... something. A bowl full of scraps appears and seems to float in the air before it sits down in front of them. The rats make cute happy little noises as they dig into the food.
... And then, the greatest evil comes.
The roomba.
One of the tiny maintenance robots comes screaming around the corner at high speed. DIRT DETECTED. [...] PESTS DETECTED. It heads straight for the the poor rats. They all scatter save for one really fat one, who's too focused on the food to notice what's coming.
But what's this-- the droid is scooped up by someone invisible! Dezel's voice might be familiar to some; it's the "don't sleep in my room" guy.]
Leave. The animals. Alone.
[A thin wire appears. With a hard jerk, he shreds the cleaning droid into pieces. Imagine if that had been someone's neck.]
It's all right. You can come out now. [And then the rats come scurrying out of their little holes again. A couple of them crawl over Dezel's invisible shoes, then go back for the food.]
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[Perks of his being made captain, apparently.
and yaaaaay they get to deal with pissy Dezel, his favourite thing]
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[He's so done.]
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[Maybe she's just really stubborn about rats or something.]
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[A pause.]
I don't like being bossed around. I guess it was inevitable.
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Either way, conflict averted. I'll see if I can find a secluded corner of the ship where the rats can nest until they're moved.
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[literally.]
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[Getting basically bedridden was lesson enough that he's powerless here. The whole place sucks.]
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Next time I do something that stupid, hit me.
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[And got the same result out of it, unfortunately.]