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Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes!
Action: on the pathstone, if you want to know why she's up at a ridiculous hour of the night
When: 5/25 during an aforementioned ridiculous hour

we're still stuck on this poison shithole and everyone hates it so let's talk about something that doesn't 100% suck for once okay?

what's the first thing you're going to do when you make it home and out of the void of space

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do tell

i'll grab the popcorn

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Iiiiit's not really a popcorn-worthy story.

But the short version is that I left the Jedi Order after my farce of a trial.

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because what almost happened to you was shitty?

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Pretty much.

It should never have happened in the first place.

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pretty fair

so what's your job title now

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Uh. Professional teenager?

Honestly, I don't know. I'm still working that part out.

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if only you could get paid for being a teenager

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I'm sure I'll work something out. The Force isn't done with me yet.

[And it's taken her a long time to accept that.]

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does it have a mind of its own

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Of course. That's why we call it the Will of the Force.

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well that's weird

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Why would it be weird?

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we don't have stuff like that in my world

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... Oh.

Sorry, I keep forgetting that there are universes out there supposedly without the Force. THAT'S the weird part as far as I'm concerned.

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it's probably weirder for you

i mean it's like me thinking of a world without gravity

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Exactly! The Force is life. Trying to imagine a world without the Force is like... well, trying to imagine a world without life. It's impossible. Even if there aren't people living there, there's still life in the atmosphere. In the trees and plants, in the ocean, in the insects...

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maybe that's why we have global warming

not enough jedi

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"Global warming"?

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we're killing our planet and probably going to end up moving to mars