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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes!
Action: on the pathstone, if you want to know why she's up at a ridiculous hour of the night
When: 5/25 during an aforementioned ridiculous hour

we're still stuck on this poison shithole and everyone hates it so let's talk about something that doesn't 100% suck for once okay?

what's the first thing you're going to do when you make it home and out of the void of space

Comments

[apurrstate]

No?

You're not interested in knowing how much time I intend to spend there or what kind of hijinks I might find myself in?

[robitussin]

you can talk about how long you're going to be there but nobody wants to hear you go into detail about what you're going to do with those aforementioned pretty girls

[apurrstate]

I'm offended! Perhaps I simply meant that pretty girl and myself would sit around playing cards or trade stories or both. And here you come along, assuming the worst of me.

For the record, I'll probably stay there all night.

[robitussin]

look i'm just taking preemptive measures to shield any children reading this from harm