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Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes!
Action: on the pathstone, if you want to know why she's up at a ridiculous hour of the night
When: 5/25 during an aforementioned ridiculous hour

we're still stuck on this poison shithole and everyone hates it so let's talk about something that doesn't 100% suck for once okay?

what's the first thing you're going to do when you make it home and out of the void of space

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I am going to find someone who knows how to code.
And I am going to pay them to make a script.
That does nothing but fill your communicator with emoji.
Constantly.
Forever.

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then i'd just never use it and you'd never get the pleasure of my conversation again

is that what you want

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Then I will get creative in ways to get revenge.

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don't start this nightingale

you won't succeed

[experiencepoints]

I am fueled nearly entirely by spite and pettiness.
I absolutely will.

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is this the hill you want to die on

[experiencepoints]

No but I absolutely will if it comes to it.

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whatever

btw have fun on your second date :)

[experiencepoints]

I just sent it, she hasn't even replied yet!

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yeah but i already know she's going to say yes

[experiencepoints]

Okay, I'm remembering this for when you're wrong.

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i'm never wrong

[experiencepoints]

How do I take a screenshot of this to use against you later.

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it's ok i'm gonna save it on my phone so when i'm 100% right i can remind you

[experiencepoints]

There's one point to this you haven't considered, though.

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doubt it

[experiencepoints]

If I'm wrong, I go on a date with an incredibly hot girl.
If I'm right, I get to be smug as fuck and tell you that I told you so.
I have no losing options here.

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then what were you freaking out for

[experiencepoints]

Because this is difficult okay.

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you got this

:)

[experiencepoints]

I really don't.

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shhhh

[experiencepoints]

No.

[robitussin]

shh

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I will dump more emoji on you.