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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes!
Action: on the pathstone, if you want to know why she's up at a ridiculous hour of the night
When: 5/25 during an aforementioned ridiculous hour

we're still stuck on this poison shithole and everyone hates it so let's talk about something that doesn't 100% suck for once okay?

what's the first thing you're going to do when you make it home and out of the void of space

Comments

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[............

DID SOMEONE TAKE PICTURES]

oh god i really hope not

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i'm gonna find them

[huaaaaagh]

.....why would you do this

we don't even know each other

why do you need some strange guy's theoretical dress photos

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you're missing the better question here

[huaaaaagh]

please enlighten me

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why wouldn't i

seriously put yourself in my shoes at this moment in our lives

[huaaaaagh]

i can't imagine wanting photos of a guy in a dress, sorry

[like, okay, he looked like a girl at the time and the dress was pretty goddamn cute on him but THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT]

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maybe the pictures aren't as important as the fact that you're freaking out and it's hilarious

[huaaaaagh]

this is pretty low-key freaking out, you know

[there's not even monsters involved.]

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still hilarious sorry

[huaaaaagh]

I'm so glad to have brought joy into your life then

[he is fated for this, apparently. this is the purpose for his existence. misery-fueled entertainment.]

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i'm glad you're glad

it's a circle of gladness

[huaaaaagh]

and it embarrasses all

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fuck you now that song is going to be stuck in my head

[huaaaaagh]

serves you right

my revenge is subtle but sweet

[robitussin]

your revenge doesn't faze me, in fact

why should i worry

why should i care??

[huaaaaagh]

if that's another song, i don't know it

[he grew up on anime and video games more than old Disney movies, oops.]

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i'm going to find an mp3 and send it to you when you least expect it and then it's never to get out of your head

[huaaaaagh]

what a threat. i feel really intimidated now.

[if she can find an mp3 of a particular song anywhere he'll be too impressed to get mad.]

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i am very scary, thank you

[huaaaaagh]

does the very scary miss have a name, so i know who i'm supposed to be fearing?

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i am the evil without name

j/k it's opal

you?

[huaaaaagh]

kirito

i think it's nice to meet you but i'm still debating

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wow

and after i supported your outlandish fashion choices and everything

[huaaaaagh]

i have never in my life claimed to be a good person