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Who: Alex Russo
Broadcast: n/a
Action: SS Paisley
When: 5/26

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idek dude
it's the stupidest thing
like it took years for my parents to let me even tell my best friend
it's like they're worried someone's gonna tell the government
and we'll get locked up in labs
but really i think they'd just ask us for a ton of stupid favors

[experiencepoints]

You're probably right.
Back home, my mother is an archmage.
She just gets contracted to do shit like maintaining wards around the city and blowing up any monsters who get too close.

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man your magic is way more hardcore than ours
most of the wizards i know with magic jobs just like
actually
no
i can't even think of any right now
that's how useless we are
like collectively

[experiencepoints]

It seems like your magic is a lot more versatile than mine.
But... No jobs with magic?
Monster extermination?
Protective wards?
Healing?
None of that?

[delincuente]

we have some of those
but they're p much a joke
my brother was a monster hunter for like a month
and the only one he managed to catch
was his girlfriend

[experiencepoints]

I have questions about that, but I'm also not sure I want to know.

[delincuente]

his girlfriend turned out to be a vampire
except she turned old for some reason
and ran off into the wilderness
with my werewolf boyfriend

i couldn't make this stuff up i swear

[experiencepoints]

The worst part is, I was following there for a moment.
Vampires have an unfortunate way of veing stupidly hot.
And then it went into full "what the fuck".

[delincuente]

i mean that's pretty much what we both thought too
it turned out they dated each other like
200 years ago

[experiencepoints]

I am way too sober to be having this conversation.

[delincuente]

same, girl
and it's been like five years or something for me

[experiencepoints]

Maybe one day it will seem less stupid.
Probably not.
I can't tell if that vampire story is better or worse than mine.