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[residu]

Who: Jihwan
Broadcast: Video
Action: Marsiva
When: now!!

[ Apologies to anyone who stumbles across this broadcast, especially if you've just eaten your lunch.

Why?

Because Jihwan is losing his. Good thing the Marsiva comes stocked with porcelain gods at which to worship at huh? Because after waking up and seeing space outside the giant main window, beelining it for the restroom is all Jihwan can think to do.

So enjoy the sounds of hurling everyone :Db you're welcome. He may be here for a while. ]

Comments

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[winn]

[ oh, he feels this. he feels this so hard. at least he got to do his throwing up off camera.

he doesn't turn on video for a change, because well...clearly this guy is in no state to talk. he decides to just send in an encouraging text for when he's done. ]

if it's the space thing, from experience - it gets better.

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[residu]

[ It miiiight take him a while to get to this--but when he sees the message, Jihwan squints at the screen, nerves already beyond frazzled. ]

whos this

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[winn]

the ghost of christmas future

[ he couldn't help himself ]

someone who's been exactly where you are. my name's Winn. what's yours?

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[residu]

[ Oh my god don't joke about ghosts he's terrified of those??? ]

......jihwan.
if youre an actual fucking ghost please stop talking now

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[winn]

do you know real ghosts?

[ at least it implies he's not one? ]

[residu]

[ Small mercy...FOR NOW. ]

no, and id like to keep it that way

[winn]

what if they're friendly? don't be a lifist!

[residu]

a what??
ghosts are just creepy as shit ok no thanks

[winn]

how do you know if you've never met one?

winn you look like the history channel dude

[residu]

you can find stuff creepy without ever having met it you know

we all know in some universe out there, he has a crazy show on the discovery channel

[winn]

yeah, but that's prejudice.

HAHA

[residu]

theyre dead

[winn]

doesn't mean they don't have feelings!

[residu]

oh my god WHO CARES
GHOST ARE JUST FREAKY AS FUCK OK???

[winn]

first days are hard and freaky so I'll let that slide.
I was freaking out when I just got here too, don't let anyone make you feel bad about it.
you got questions or anything?

[residu]

how about what the fuck is happening
why are we in space
thats actually space right??

[winn]

far as we can tell - yes.
the explanation we got is that we're on a reality show. there's actually been an explanation written up on it hang on.

attachment: What the Hell is Going On: A Guide for New Members of the Fleet

[residu]

oh my god


oh my god oh my god are you fucking serious

[winn]

deep breaths.
don't worry, you won't run out of oxygen.
I know this is scary, try taking it in one thing at a time. if you've got questions - ask. whatever you need to process.

[residu]

how about fucking--just--EVERYTHING??
what the hell is going on
how did we just
space
i dont

[winn]

if we knew, we'd replicate the process and be home by now. but it's really not that bad - take it from someone who was freaking out too. people are great here, and if you don't look out the windows, the space part's not that bad either.

[residu]

i'm gonna throw up

[ HOW DOES ANYONE EVEN, HERE. Jihwan's having such a hard time winn this isn't fair ]

[winn]

make sure to hydrate.
look, I know this is a lot. but it gets better, it does. maybe we should talk about something else for a while? wanna tell me about yourself?

[ life isn't fair, jihwan. but winn's still gonna try to help you! ]

[residu]

ugh
gimme a se

[ SEC, and by that he means give him about fix to ten minutes to hurla little and get back to him ]

sorry
i dunno i guess we could talk
i'm jihwan


[ He doesn't really want to talk about himself, but the very basics should be fine...right? And it means he's not focusing so much on the impossibility of this whole situation. ]

[winn]

it's ok, take your time.

[ talking about unrelated things really helped him calm down when he just arrived, it just makes sense for him to try the same tactic here. ]

it's nice to meet you jihwan. or text you. I'm winn. [ so what if they said that already, the guy's upset he's not going to expect him to remember ] what do you like talking about? cuz I'm pretty sure I can figure out something to say about literally anything.