video

[residu]

Who: Jihwan
Broadcast: Video
Action: Marsiva
When: now!!

[ Apologies to anyone who stumbles across this broadcast, especially if you've just eaten your lunch.

Why?

Because Jihwan is losing his. Good thing the Marsiva comes stocked with porcelain gods at which to worship at huh? Because after waking up and seeing space outside the giant main window, beelining it for the restroom is all Jihwan can think to do.

So enjoy the sounds of hurling everyone :Db you're welcome. He may be here for a while. ]

Comments

[spontaneouscombustion]

Wait, you're not? Theeen how ARE you feeling?

[residu]

like I'm gonna hurl, what do you think???

[spontaneouscombustion]

Owwww hey, no need to be mean about it. I can't help how I look...

[residu]

NO ONE looks like a talking pink...whatever

[spontaneouscombustion]

[There's a looong pause before the next text/]

I do, though...

[residu]

you are not literally a pink animal

[spontaneouscombustion]

Yes I am. The people that brought us here took us from a bunch of different worlds. Mine doesn't even HAVE humans in it, but that didn't mean I could be rude and say people are so ugly they make me want to vomit. Which they don't, by the way, you guys look okay!

[residu]

okay this joke is going a little far don't you think???

[spontaneouscombustion]

It's NOT a joke, and frankly you're being kinda mean to somebody who's just trying to see if you're okay.

[residu]

i'm being serious here
you are NOT a talking pink horse
no way
that's fucking impossible

[spontaneouscombustion]

SO AM I! Humans don't even exist back in my world, but that doesn't mean they don't exist at all or YOU wouldn't be here!

[residu]

but you....no way
are you SERIOUS???

[spontaneouscombustion]

[So. Much. Eyerolling. But at least he's FINALLY getting it.]

YES!!!

[residu]

[ He is slow on this uptake okay!! ]

oh my god

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Very. Most people are WAY past this point by now. Buuuut then again siren shenanigans; she'd forgive him if she knew.]

[residu]

[ Jihwan just has a trauma, and it always goes off around the UNNATURAL. He's having a hard time digesting the fact that he's talking to a sentient pink horse :c ]

oh my god

[spontaneouscombustion]

[She is a perfectly norm-- oh who am I kidding, she's random even for other ponies. Still, there's nothing PHYSICALLY odd about her.

But yeah, take your time, she'll be patient.]

[residu]

[ give him like



20-30 minutes to digest and figure this shit out. During which he of course loses his lunch yet again. ]

you're really a talking horse
a pink talking horse

[spontaneouscombustion]

THERE you go! My name's Pinkie Pie, what's yours?

[residu]

pinkie pie
fuck
fuck fuck fuck i'm done i can't

that CAN'T be your name

[spontaneouscombustion]

[She doesn't know that word, but she's going to assume that's your name if you don't stop.]

It IS, though. Is !%#@ your name?

[residu]

[ Oh my god...she just calls him that every time they meet. ]

wh
NO oh my god
just
stop talking
i can't deal with this

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Unfortunately not, now that he's said it's not his name.]

Okay, then. Hope you feel better soon.

[And she hopes if they DO meet again he'll be nicer.]