3 AM we seemed alright, on our way into the mingle

[shoujoreject]

Who: SS Caprine + visitors!
Broadcast: Maybe
Action: The Caprine (duh)
When: All month long

[Friends! Ships! Friendships! ... other ships? Maybe!]

Comments

[spontaneouscombustion]

No kidding. I'm kinda worried about which ship he's gonna get put on.

[forcesensitive]

[Well, shit, he hadn't even considered that.]

I am not staying on the same ship as him.

[spontaneouscombustion]

You mean he's not staying on the same ship as you! Sweet Celestia, why would the Atroma take somebody like THAT here?

Hmmm I wonder if you can put in a transfer for somebody else?

[forcesensitive]

Because we have empty space. I don't think they need more of a reason than that.

[Maybe he can crash with Ahsoka on the Starstruck if that happens....]

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Noooo don't leave us, Finn!]

Still, if he gets sent here... I dunno, but I'm not gonna let him hurt any of you guys at all. Or destroy any more planets.

[forcesensitive]

He better not come here at all, no matter where they assign him.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Hm... Like I said, I'll think of something~

[forcesensitive]

Whatever you do, be careful, okay?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh, of course! I already Pinkie Promised, and you don't ever EVER break one of those!

[forcesensitive]

All right.

Thanks, Pinkie. For being a friend.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Kitchen time is over, now it's hug time.]

Of course. After all, you've been a great friend for me and everybody else here, so why wouldn't I?

[forcesensitive]

[He gives her mane a quick ruffle before he lets go.]

There's plenty of people who wouldn't, and you know it.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Blink. Nooo she doesn't.]

There aren't?

[forcesensitive]

Well, sure. Don't you have bounty hunters where you're from?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Nooot really? What do they have to do with being friends?

[Maybe like... one or two in the more Western-y parts of Equestria, but they'd only go after the VERY rare criminal.]

[forcesensitive]

People like him send them after people like me.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Well I know what they ARE, but why would he need to send one after you? And why would there be PLENTY of people that wouldn't stand up for you?

[forcesensitive]

Because it'd be easier than coming after me himself. That's how it works back home.

Lots of people don't know me. Most people don't stand up for strangers.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Well that's DEFINITELY not how it works back in my world. And why would a bounty hunter go after YOU, it's not like you're not a criminal!

[forcesensitive]

[Except he totally is a criminal.]

I blew up their base, Pinkie. That makes me a criminal in his books.

[spontaneouscombustion]

But HE'S a bad guy, though. Why would a bounty hunter take him seriously?

[Ah, to have a world there all the bounty hunters (presumably) have some kind of Good alignment.]

[forcesensitive]

Bounty hunters don't care about who's right and wrong, only about who pays them. Well, most bounty hunters, anyway. The ones who can afford to be picky are different.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Wow, your bounty hunters are a LOT different than ours.

[forcesensitive]

[There's a lot about his world that's different from hers.]

Doesn't surprise me.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Hmph. Well in THIS world, WE'RE gonna keep him and his hunters from harassing you!