005 - Help Wanted

[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and YOU!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Málum - Iskaulit
When: 12th June

[The feed switches on to Crowley's smirking face behind the bar in Málum. It's the smirk he usually has when he's done something he strictly shouldn't but doesn't really care. The usual, then.]

So, while all...that bullshit has been going on, I figured we might as well have something for people to do that doesn't involve excessive violence and getting blood all over the place. So! If you turn on your network devices and have a little flick through there, you'll find a little game. Think of me while you play it.

[ True to his word, there is, indeed, a certain game where you play a snake eating tiny dots and trying to get other snakes to crash into you suddenly on the network. Like the rest of Crowley's games, it's horribly addictive.

That done, he gestures to the bar in general around him.]

While we're on the subject of things to do. I find I'm horribly bereft of staff in my fine establishment. Anyone fancy a job, come on down, so long as you're not a psychopath or a satanist, I'll probably hire you. I pay well and you get free drinks for working with me, which is always a bonus.

[He goes to turn off the feed, but realises he...probably should say something. At the risk of showing he cares.]

Anyone on the Starstruck wonderinf where Felix is, he's passed out in my quarters on the Pathstone. One of those hyper sleep things, probably. He's still breathing and whatnot. Best just leave him be until he wakes up.

[His tone is flippant, but honestly, he's worried. He WANTS to keep an eye on Felix, lest whatevers in him decides to turn him into a puppet or something equally terrible. He's not letting the man go anywhere.]

Anyway, enjoy the game and healing from your injuries. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Crowley out.

Comments

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[tallasaking]

What sort of positions are you seeking to fill?

[Listen free liquor is never to be sniffed at.]

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[onlyanapple]

Basically everything. My one staff member recently inherited the Space Bar, so it's just me and honestly I can't be arsed doing all that much any more. It's much less fun when you have to half the workload.

I can clean the place up myself, but I need managers, wait staff, cooks, people like that.

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[tallasaking]

[Ah-hah.] I am afraid I am not much with speed, nor can I cook with any sort of decency -- but I am an excellent manager of a variety of different vocations.

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[onlyanapple]

Manager huh? I think I can live with that. Someone to organise it before it turns into a hot mess.

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[tallasaking]

Which I will be pleased to do - which bar in particular would you require me to manage, and who are the current employees? [Yes, Crowley, you hired him ten seconds ago and he's already organizing.]

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[paraclete]

But, what wouldn't you do?

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[onlyanapple]

That is a very wise question, very sharp. The answer to which is very little.

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[paraclete]

So, we can actually do most things, then.

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[onlyanapple]

Yes. That's rather the point of the joke.

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[paraclete]

[...

!!!]

I had figured this was life advice...

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[wolfehawke]

I can be handy at all kinds of things. Bartender, bouncer, even bar wench though I warn you I don't exactly fill out a corset very well.

[Yes please give him something to occupy his time.

Also booze.]

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[onlyanapple]

[Booze is the best. ]

Let's go for bartender then, so you won't have to worry about any corset related shenanigans. Though of course, if we ever do a theme night I'm counting on you for bar wench.

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[wolfehawke]

Entirely fair, though if customers run screaming be that on your head.

[If his employer is going to be this kind of guy, Adalwolfe's certain he can fit right in.]

When should I start?

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[onlyanapple]

I think I can live with that. They've likely screamed over worse.

[He is he most laid back employer ever. It's the best. ]

How about tomorrow night? I can show you the ropes.

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[wolfehawke]

Perfect. I'll see you then. And thank you for the opportunity.

[Casual or not, Adalwolfe does have a degree of breeding and feels the need to be polite in some measure, at least. He doesn't particularly care if it's returned though.]

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[angelherding]

Who could say no to free drinks?

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[onlyanapple]

[Well well, this is a familiar face. Congrats, Meg, you get an actual smile out of him. ]

Bloody hell, when did you show up? Well, I already know you're good at what you do. However could I say no?

...Unless of course you don't remember being in Paradisa in which case pretend nothing I said there was even slightly creepy.

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[angelherding]

[aww, she's touched. Confused, but touched]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but if I have a previous record of some kind, can I use that as my resume?

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[onlyanapple]

Don't see why not.

I knew you in a place before this, a magical castle- it was weird, probably best you don't remember it. The name's Crowley. Demon, but not the one from your world. Different. Better style for one thing.

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[angelherding]

I'll take your word for it, as much as magical castles sound like fun. [she says it like it doesn't sound like fun]

If you were the one from my world I'd know. [still, how unfortunate it is that he has to share a name with that bastard] But thanks for clearing it up right away. Here I thought I was the only demon here.

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[ladybro]

[ oh, hello. ]

You probably have all the applications you need by now, huh?

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[onlyanapple]

[Well well ]

The more the merrier, especially when it concerns a loyal patron.

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[ladybro]

That's just a sugar-coated way of saying borderline lush, isn't it?

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[onlyanapple]

As if I would ever say such a thing.

But having someone who already knows the bar is certainly a bonus.

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[ladybro]

And I can assure you I'm no satanist. Not a psychopath, either. So, bonus?