first bullet; video

[likeabawws]

Who: Tsuna and you!
Broadcast: Video
Action: Aboard the Marsive if anyone is there.
When: At like three p.m.


[ there is nothing to be heard from the broadcast coming from the marsiva except for screaming.

of course if one decides to pay any attention to the video feed, the screaming can be traced to one (1) hysterical tsuna, frozen in front of the windows of the ship.

because guess who just found out he's in fucking space. ]

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[likeabawws]

[ wait no, wait.

that's the communicator phone thing he picked up. ]

Hello...?

[ino]

[ Well, she looks pretty normal, at least. Have a pretty blonde girl who's maybe pushing twenty light up when she sees you, Tsuna. ]

Tsuna! It is you!

[likeabawws]

[ a pretty girl is excited to see him wat do??? ]

I...Um...W-who is this?

[ino]

[ She frowns. ]

What do you ...

[ Oh. ]

You ... don't remember Paradisa, do you.

[likeabawws]

I've never heard of it... Is that where we are? This isn't Namimori or--

[ the Marone Base, where he's supposed to be pulling a raid on right now. ]

[ino]

[ She can't help but look a little disappointed. Of course she'll take care of him no matter what, but she was hoping for an "Ino-nee-chan!", not a "who are you?".

She sighs. ]

We're nowhere near Earth. We're on a fleet of spaceships traveling through the universe.

[likeabawws]

But why?! How did I get here?!

Why space?

[ WHAT IF THE WINDOWS BREAK AND THEY GET SUCKED OUT AND DIE??? ]

[ino]

Not sure exactly how or why. Supposedly we've been brought here to be part of a show being broadcast on television.

[ The way she says "supposedly" pretty clearly implies she thinks that's a load of bullshit. ]

Right now, you're on a ship called the Marsiva. Soon you'll be assigned to a crew, and you'll be able to come down onto the planet we've stopped at.

[likeabawws]

Television? We're on television?

[ and the world just saw him screaming like a baby, oops.

He at least seems relieves to know there's a planet. ]

So we've finally found a place and don't have to fly around anymore?

[ino]

Apparently.

[ She raises an eyebrow. ]

We stop at a lot of places. Then once we've been there awhile, we fly for a few days to the next one. We're stopped more often than we're flying.

[likeabawws]

So it just keeps flying, huh...

[ oh, but. ]

Why would they put us on TV?