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Tyrion Lannister, The Imp ([personal profile] tallasaking) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-07-02 08:56 am

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[Tyrion is sitting behind the bar behind the Malum, and he's giving you all a charming, crooked grin. Yes, because he wants something.]

Good morrow, fellow prisoners. I have been embodied by my employer, Maester Crowley, to find more employees for the Malum. We offer competitive wages, liquor in which you can drink, and if you prefer to be paid in liquor ... I believe we can make an arrangement on that end. The hours are from noon until four in the morning, so an eight hour shift in which to fill those lonely hours staring out into space.

I am looking for applicants that will not steal, will throw out any rowdy customers and who can learn how to mix liquors with mixers to get other forms of alcoholic enjoyment.

If you are wondering what else should entice you? Well, you get to work with me, and I'm simply delightful as a manager. Please see me here if you're interested, and feel free to respond just for some witty banter as well. I like showing off my skills.
onlyanapple: (Smirk)

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[personal profile] onlyanapple 2016-07-05 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, you can be pretty entertaining company when you want to be.

Though our liquor is very good.
onlyanapple: (Grin)

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[personal profile] onlyanapple 2016-07-07 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Not even a little bit, this is true.

But they're our alcoholic kittens, which makes the whole endeavour rather endearing.
onlyanapple: (Having a gay moment)

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[personal profile] onlyanapple 2016-07-08 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh excellent. Between you and Adalwolfe's promised dancing skills, we might have some real entertainment on our hands.

You know. I think we should put that on our coasters.
onlyanapple: (Sneaky Bastard)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2016-07-10 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
No chains, I promise. It's not that sort of place. And of course. You'd have earned them.

Excellent. I have the utmost faith in you.
onlyanapple: (Sushi)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2016-07-11 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't mention it. It's well earned. Not something I give up lightly. But earned it you have.

[Look his bar is actually functioning now, you're the best, Tyrion.]
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[personal profile] onlyanapple 2016-07-12 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I have been told on very good authority that that's the best course of action for anyone.