Tyrion Lannister, The Imp (
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driftfleet2016-07-02 08:56 am
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[Tyrion is sitting behind the bar behind the Malum, and he's giving you all a charming, crooked grin. Yes, because he wants something.]
Good morrow, fellow prisoners. I have been embodied by my employer, Maester Crowley, to find more employees for the Malum. We offer competitive wages, liquor in which you can drink, and if you prefer to be paid in liquor ... I believe we can make an arrangement on that end. The hours are from noon until four in the morning, so an eight hour shift in which to fill those lonely hours staring out into space.
I am looking for applicants that will not steal, will throw out any rowdy customers and who can learn how to mix liquors with mixers to get other forms of alcoholic enjoyment.
If you are wondering what else should entice you? Well, you get to work with me, and I'm simply delightful as a manager. Please see me here if you're interested, and feel free to respond just for some witty banter as well. I like showing off my skills.
Good morrow, fellow prisoners. I have been embodied by my employer, Maester Crowley, to find more employees for the Malum. We offer competitive wages, liquor in which you can drink, and if you prefer to be paid in liquor ... I believe we can make an arrangement on that end. The hours are from noon until four in the morning, so an eight hour shift in which to fill those lonely hours staring out into space.
I am looking for applicants that will not steal, will throw out any rowdy customers and who can learn how to mix liquors with mixers to get other forms of alcoholic enjoyment.
If you are wondering what else should entice you? Well, you get to work with me, and I'm simply delightful as a manager. Please see me here if you're interested, and feel free to respond just for some witty banter as well. I like showing off my skills.

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Though our liquor is very good.
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[He quirks up a whimsical smile, before he chuckled.]
I know. I have to keep everyone out of it. It's like battling off a group of alcoholic kittens.
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But they're our alcoholic kittens, which makes the whole endeavour rather endearing.
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[A snort of a laugh.]
Oh, look at those adorable stumbling little fluffy things is the official statement, then?
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You know. I think we should put that on our coasters.
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I shall see what we can do.
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Excellent. I have the utmost faith in you.
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[He laughed softly, but his eyes were honored.]
Thank you.
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[Look his bar is actually functioning now, you're the best, Tyrion.]
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Well, as we're continuing to turn a profit, I'll be sure to keep up your good favor then.
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