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[Tyrion is sitting behind the bar behind the Malum, and he's giving you all a charming, crooked grin. Yes, because he wants something.]

Good morrow, fellow prisoners. I have been embodied by my employer, Maester Crowley, to find more employees for the Malum. We offer competitive wages, liquor in which you can drink, and if you prefer to be paid in liquor ... I believe we can make an arrangement on that end. The hours are from noon until four in the morning, so an eight hour shift in which to fill those lonely hours staring out into space.

I am looking for applicants that will not steal, will throw out any rowdy customers and who can learn how to mix liquors with mixers to get other forms of alcoholic enjoyment.

If you are wondering what else should entice you? Well, you get to work with me, and I'm simply delightful as a manager. Please see me here if you're interested, and feel free to respond just for some witty banter as well. I like showing off my skills.

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Puh-lease. [ she grins. ] Do I look that rude to you? Like someone who'd ever tell you that?

[ cheeky with a capital c. ]

No, you don't. At least not in a way that wasn't completely subtle.

[He drawls, arching an eyebrow at her. He's on to you.]

Trust me, if I was throwing shade? You'd know it. [ ... ] Ask Clint. He'll tell you. You're on the First Breath with him too, right?

I will, although I am fairly certain I already know his answer.

[And here Tyrion will now imitate Clint's slowly raising eyebrow of disbelief and sarcasm.]

[ kate laughs. not too bad, tyrion. not too bad. ]

Yeah. I've earned a few of those looks from him, too. At this point I treat them as being interchangeable with compliments, frankly.

I have yet to be complimented. I must be doing something wrong ...

[He rubbed his beard in mock contemplation.]

Don't take it too personally. Unless you're a leggy blonde and a woman, Clint's not exactly forthcoming with the charm.

I have the same problem, so I sympathize completely.

Ugh, men.

[ she's probably teasing. right? ]

Yes, we are rather like that, aren't we?

Only most of you.

You wound me! [And yes, he's laughing.]

Trust me, Tyrion. [ mock matter-of-fact. ] If I was wounding you, you'd know it.

.... You know, from anyone else, I wouldn't take that seriously. From you, with your avid love of archery? [He is so eying you right now.]

And I never miss.

[ well. practically never. she can't afford to. ]

Edited 2016-07-20 17:30 (UTC)

Well, thank you for making me even more wary about being in your presence with weaponry ...

Chill, buddy. In addition to never missing, I also never shoot out of spite. [ ... ] I only aim at bad dudes.

[ and wolverine that one time.

ok, two times. ]

So you promise not to just shoot me because I am a man and think highly inappropriate things about beautiful blond women? [He smirked faintly.]

Luckily for you, I make a distinction between bad dudes and gross dudes. I just don't have enough time and-or arrows to deal with all of the latter.

There is nothing wrong with finding women attractive, Kate. [Is Tyrion's dry response.] How do you think you sell so many drinks?

...Are you implying that my worth as an employee rests squarely on the shoulder of my looks?

Absolutely not! That is a terrible scale. I mean people buy more drinks because you are attractive, but that doesn't make you a good employee. What makes you an excellent employee is your hard work ethic, your ability to put up with my flights of fancy, and your creative skills with liquor.

Damn straight. [ HUFF. ]

My excellence as a manager stems from utilizing all your talents.

I dunno. I got plenty of talents not yet tapped into. [ ... ] Plenty of PG-13 talents.

We still don't have a dartboard. We could use a dartboard.

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