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Who: Kitty Pryde and everyone who tags!
Broadcast: Yep!
Action: Planet fun! Or Windrose maybe. I'm flexible.
When: Now or nowish. Definitely now-adjacent.

[Broadcast]
I have an important request. I need someone who can make cheese. Do cheese makers have an old timey name like cobblers and haberdashers or are those only for clothes? Anyway, calling all of those.

Cheese doesn't seem to be a thing here from what I can tell, but we're just one ingredient away from some really great pizza. I have no idea what cheese requires other than cows or goats or something. I grew up so close to Wisconsin, but I feel like I learned so little.

I would also accept alternative cheese. I know there were vegan kinds made out of hopes and dreams or something I assume. I can pay you or share the finished pizza or do something in trade if I had skills. I could beat someone up for you maybe. [She's not going to do that. Probably.] We'll work it out.

[Action]
[She's on the planet doing all of these things and more but this post won't get to CAPTCHA! You might find her on the Windrose veeeery rarely!]

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[You brought this on yourself, Kitty. ]

You Gouda Brie kidding me. That's not grate news at all. It should be a Feta-ral offence, even.

[Long, suffering SIGH. ]

Cheddar luck next time, I guess.

[Well, it's happened. The second horse (first? he was here before the pink one) has spoken to her. This is her life now.]

I expected this level of puntastrophe when little Kurt was still here. [Little? Well, he was younger than her Kurt.] Tell me someone named Cheese Sandwich knows how to make cheese at least. [Is it creepy that she knows his name when they've never spoken?]

[There's no changing it now. She's on their radar. ]

I do what I can.

[He laughs, shaking his head. ]

Nope! Sorry, name aside, my special talent is being a party planner. I don't know the first thing about making cheese. I mean, other than you need a cow for it?

[Teach her your pony ways.]

A cow does seem like a good place to start. [This is a thing she's saying to a horse. Is that weird? Is that...more weird?] I haven't come across any livestock. Mostly game, but it's a big planet. [Yeah, no, it definitely feels weird.]

[She must be willing to accept the pony way of life. He seems bothered by this. The Pony Master Race farm livestock, after all.]

Well, sure. Though I guess you could find an equivalent. Anything that gives drinkable milk would do, I'd think.

Right. Pizza is probably worth going up to strange animals and trying to milk them. [Pizza is pretty great.]

Are you kidding? Of course pizza is worth that. I'd lend a hoof, but I'm a city pony. I haven't got the first clue how you milk anything.

[He pads his forehooves together. ]

Something like that maybe? I don't know.

Edited 2016-07-03 22:52 (UTC)

I'm...a city pony too. [Uh huh.] But I think I have the gist of it. [And she's not sure he does. Or maybe he does and it's just vaguely disturbing.]

You're, um... [Okay, she doesn't know if they have a connection or relation. They could be from different pony worlds.] Pinkie Pie mentioned she knew the process for making cheese.

A city human-shaped-thing. [Look, he'll correct her and everything. He'll just smile pleasantly in the face of pure logic.]

Well, that makes sense. One of her best friends is a farmer.

Mutant. [Correcting his correction. Bottles of white out are getting all excited.] A city mutant.

Her best pony friend back home?

Oh a mutant. That's a new one.

[He can add 'mutant' to his Directory of Beings in his head. He laughs, nodding. ]

ONE of her best friends back home. Pinkie is best friends with everypony.

There are a few others here.

[She tilts her head.] Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of the "best?"

Oh wow, really? That's great! At least you're not alone.

Noooot when Pinkie's concerned.

[He doesn't really get it, but he doesn't get regular friendship all that much either, so he's in no position to judge. ]

I guess that means I'm doomed? [Joking, right? She probably means saved.]

Only if you consider the best friendship you ever could have a reason to be doomed.

[He knows she's a bit...intense for some people. ]

Sure you're not overselling it? You must really like her.

She's my Special Somepony, so I sure do. But that's besides the point. She's still amazing, that's always been the truth. She'll always have your corner.

Special Somepony? Is that code for dating?

[He looks a little awkward. ]

Umm. Yeah. That's what we call it. Yep.

Well that's... [Probably a good thing because dating anyone else here might be awkward.] cool. [What is she saying with her mouth?]

[It would be so awkward/ ]

Cool and KINDA terrifying? But yeah. Let's...go with cool.

Why terrifying?

It's not exactly anything I've had any experience in before. I'm pretty much winging it.

Well, what's the worse that could happen? [Asks the girl who was literally trampled to death by her husband.]

I could accidentally upset her and the last time I did that she had a complete crisis of faith, quit everything that was dear to her and was about to run away from her home and friends forever.

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