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Who: Kitty Pryde and everyone who tags!
Broadcast: Yep!
Action: Planet fun! Or Windrose maybe. I'm flexible.
When: Now or nowish. Definitely now-adjacent.

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I have an important request. I need someone who can make cheese. Do cheese makers have an old timey name like cobblers and haberdashers or are those only for clothes? Anyway, calling all of those.

Cheese doesn't seem to be a thing here from what I can tell, but we're just one ingredient away from some really great pizza. I have no idea what cheese requires other than cows or goats or something. I grew up so close to Wisconsin, but I feel like I learned so little.

I would also accept alternative cheese. I know there were vegan kinds made out of hopes and dreams or something I assume. I can pay you or share the finished pizza or do something in trade if I had skills. I could beat someone up for you maybe. [She's not going to do that. Probably.] We'll work it out.

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[She's on the planet doing all of these things and more but this post won't get to CAPTCHA! You might find her on the Windrose veeeery rarely!]

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Cute. [She smirks at him.] Pinkie pie [Does that sound as ridiculous as she thinks it does?] said she knows what she needs for it.

What are you going to do with cheese?

[Well he's always been partial to the color pink, but he didn't really associate it with a flavor... maybe cotton candy, and that sounds difficult to make into a pie. Really, it was just a sugar pie.] The pink horse, right? Or pony I guess, is it like a correct term? Am I being... speciesist if I said horse? [Ok, he's getting off track.]

I have no idea. Try bringing up cows with them and see how awkward that makes you feel. [She looks amused. Also, they're mutants. They should really be better than this.]

[They should, but it was too funny to stop right now, Remy laughing at her comment.] Oh mon Dieu, how did that turn out? 'nd she knows how to make cheese from her home? 'cause if the cows be sentient like, uh, ponies, then milkin'... really gets a different meanin' behind it, non?

Merde, how do they even milk them with hooves? Can't be comfortable.

Remy, please. I don't want to think about sentient ponies milking sentient cows. This is a kids' show. [What?]

[What?

Yet he kept going, pushing it that extra step.] Ah, but too late now, non, like gettin' one of those annoyin' songs stuck in ya head or bein' told not to think 'bout the pink elephant in the room. [And now he was just being a pest, but only because she let him get away with it.] Stuck with ya now.

I know you played the bad guy back home sometimes, but I never expected you to be cruel, Remy.

[That caused a large grin to form on his face before Remy softened it into a semi apologetic smile aimed at her.] Ah, deepest apologizes, petite. Make it up to ya with a cheese cake or something, if Pinkie can get the cheese idea sorted for us.

So much is riding on her.

........That was no a horse pun. [Because riding on horses.]

[Yep, wrong choice of wording there Kitty, as all that caused was setting Remy off into a series of laughs at her phrasing. It took awhile before he calmed himself, it mellowing off into chuckling.] Ah petite, that was beautiful.

Don't tell her. I don't need a pony scandal on my hands. Not after last time. [There was no last time.]

Cross my heart. [And he did so over the feed, placing an X over his chest.] It safe with me. [Yep, tempted to ask with that follow through, but pretty sure she is joking.

Pretty sure.] Ya know if this does work though, we clearly gotta have a pizza party. May not be mozzarella, but can do it more like the traditional pizzas.

I'm fully on board with that. I'm pretty sure Pinkie wouldn't take no for an answer at this point too. Shouldn't be too hard with someone else doing most of the work, right? [She'll do plenty up front paying for and gathering ingredients.]

'll be sure to bring vegetarian ingredients for her then. [Do ponies even eat pizza? He wouldn't think they would, then again, most ponies aren't pink and don't talk, so that was a thing.]

Let me know if or when it works, petite. Will throw a few credits ya 'nd her way for it.

Yeah, where were you when I brought up pepperoni with her and it got awkward? [She handled it better than Wrath would have.]

Someone has gotten generous. Thanks, Remy. I'll make sure you know about the party.

(OOC: Which is happening in a post from Pinkie already.)

Ah, [Remy put a hand over his heart, a grin crossing his face.] Did ya just admit that ya want me by ya side? That sweet petite, it really be.

Try not to get too mushy over it. [But he's still coded as "teammate" to her even if he never was an X-Man. So yeah, he's always invited unless or until he messes it up somehow.]

I should go do stuff. Stay tuned.

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