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katherine bishop ➽ hawkeye ([personal profile] ladybro) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-07-12 09:32 am

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Who: Kate Bishop and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Planetside
When: This morning

[ kate is down on the planet, hair tied back with a light-coloured bandanna. she's holding the device selfie-style -- a shooting aesthetic born of the snapchat and periscope generation. ]

Do any of you know the story of the one red paperclip? Some guy up in Canada started with a paperclip, which he traded for a pen, and then traded that pen for a hand-made doorknob, and then that for a camping stove (plus fuel). And he kept going until fourteen trades after the red paperclip... he got a house. A whole futzing house.

Well, my one red paperclip was a piece of foil-wrapped gum I was holding onto since the day I arrived. Two votive candles, one fishtail braid, some dice, a repaired rope bridge, wooden shoes, and a barrel of mead later? [ her free hand reaches for something off-screen, which turns out to be a simple wooden bow. ] This is my whole futzing house. Suck it, whatever intergalactic bank handles our fleet credits. Suck it.

[ later, she can be found celebrating her minor economic victory down at the BEACH -- sunbathing, or swimming, or just diverting herself by building odd shapes in the sand. find her there, or cooling off in the evening at one of the taverns -- a little sunburned, but looking thoroughly satisfied. ]
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-14 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Very good, then.

I suppose I never did ask if archery was your specialty as Hawkeye, but it's good to know that assumption wasn't incorrect.
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-14 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose the reconnaissance skills alone would merit the name, but it would be somewhat disappointing.
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-14 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Was he retired at the time, if I may ask?
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-14 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you were wrong about it; I find him to be a good man.

[Internecine bickering aside. Clint may have fought against the Vision, but there was never any malice.]
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-14 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Where's the lie?]

Has he acquired a bow of his own? I'd be very interested to watch the two of you shooting targets at some point.
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-14 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
No doubt his skills at the red paperclip trade aren't your equal.

I wonder if the locals would be interested in an exhibition.
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-14 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Minus the competition for the hand of Maid Marian, of course. The disguises and secret identities would be acceptable.
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-14 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Please do let me know if there is any way I can help convince him. If nothing else, I've some local currency I could donate to the prize pot.
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-14 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I would imagine there are certain aspects you're both better at, depending on the circumstances. But I've yet to see you in action and judge for myself the ways you might be different against the Hawkeye I know.
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-14 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Except perhaps in a special round. I'd hate to deny him of the pleasure.
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-15 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed. It would be a terrible idea in a heavily forested area.
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-16 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to think if he has some, he'd prefer to save them for an actual threat regardless.
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[personal profile] unbearablynaive 2016-07-20 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
He presents the facade, at least.

At most times.