His worst nightmare

[goldenglasses]

Who: Vash the Stampede
Broadcast: Nextwork, video
Action: Kitchen of SS Three Twins
When: Afternoon on the 10th

[There is a mess of protein smashed together in front of him on the table. When the video turns on there's a rather bedraggled and stressed out Vash. Dark circles under his eyes and the rare frown on his face.]

Please! For the love of everything pure in the world! TELL ME SOMEONE HERE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE DONUTS OUT OF THIS STUFF!

[Action for SS Three Twins]

[Vash will be trying to search down his crew mates after his short cry over the network. He has a question for each of them.]

So, apparently we need to pick a captain? You want the job? [Because he doesn't. He thinks he'd be bad at it, but he will if everyone else is adamant about not taking it.]

Comments

[video]

[goldenglasses]

I have tried so many ways! And still no donuts! If I don't have some soon I think I'm going to starve to death!

[video]

[parkinglotangel]

You look pretty fit for a guy that only lives on donuts.

[video]

[goldenglasses]

What can I say? I do a lot of running too. Besides! Donuts are a very important part of the food groups!

[video]

[parkinglotangel]

What about pie? [Pie is important]

[video]

[goldenglasses]

Hmm, pie is good, but not as good as donuts. They're much better.

[video]

[parkinglotangel]

I think we'll agree to disagree.

[video]

[goldenglasses]

Hmmm. Fine. But I bet if you ate them side by side then you'd change your mind.

[video]

[parkinglotangel]

Even if I lose, I win.

[video]

[goldenglasses]

Exactly! Those are the very best types of situations to be in!

[video]

[parkinglotangel]

Situations like that are all about attitude....

Except this one, I guess. We still need pie and donuts.

[video]

[goldenglasses]

Oh man, I'm getting hungrier just thinking about it. Don't suppose anyone on your ship is an amazing cook or anything that can turn this goo into something... that doesn't taste like goo?

[video]

[parkinglotangel]

No cooks here. Unless I can convince Robin to try tinkering with the kitchen instead of the engine. [He shrugs]

[video]

[goldenglasses]

You should try. I mean, how much worse could their tinkering be compared to what we have to eat right now?

[video]

[parkinglotangel]

We could die?

[video]

[goldenglasses]

N-Not sure if I really want to go that far. Although, it's pretty close.

[video]

[parkinglotangel]

I'm not sure if that would be bad or good for their ratings.

[video]

[goldenglasses]

I'd hope it would be bad. How entertaining can a dead guy be?

[video]

[parkinglotangel]

Tell that to the Romans.

[video]

[goldenglasses]

Alright! I shall! Where are these Romans? [Deep down Vash knows that Micheal wasn't talking about anyone who was with them in space, but he enjoys playing the fool too much.]

[video]

[parkinglotangel]

[He mostly just looks amused]

Long dead, I'm afraid. Last I checked, any way.

Re: [video]

[goldenglasses]

Oh... well, that's too bad. I guess I won't be able to tell them anything, will I? Still, I don't think anyone should be entertained by people dying.

[parkinglotangel]

Maybe not, but it still happens. Humans can be cruel, or just fascinated by death.

Who knows if humans are our audience though, eh?

[goldenglasses]

Yeah. Who knows if they are. [Vash always becomes a bit uncomfortable when the talks goes to speaking about humans as a race. Being that despite how much he wish it; he himself is not human.]

But I don't think that many humans are cruel.

[parkinglotangel]

All humans have it in them somewhere. They just don't act on it. Or it's buried really deep.

It's the good they do that matters. And makes them interesting.

[goldenglasses]

I don't know. I know at least one I'd be hard to believe has an ounce of mean and evil in her. [Milly was just too sweat a person.]

But yeah! I can't agree more with that! People really can do good and amazing things!