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Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: The Hand-Holding Planet
When: Time is relative.

[The feed opens up different from Allen's usual clinic-related broadcasts. First of all, the camera seems shaky, like it's been held by something flying. It also seems to be out in the forest, or rather near a clearing in the forest.]

[And behind him instead of Timcanpy, seems to be what looks like...well, a dead dinosaur that's so big you can only see a bit of it on the camera. And Sokka's in the background, pacing around and measuring the dinosaur from all angles, muttering to himself.]

Ah, hello all! [Allen gives a wave] I'm Allen Walker of the SS Blue Fish. I don't have any clinic announcements, but ah...

[He glances back, then looks at the camera again]

Well you see, my captain and I went hunting and we sort of...overdid it, a tad. You see, um, Tim? Can you show them?

[The shaky camera pans around, showing that yep- that is indeed a dead T. rex. A tree has been toppled on it, and there's stab wounds in the neck. Sokka meanwhile has started to examine the dinosaur with....finger square frame. Okay. After a moment, the camera will go back to focus on Allen]

Yeah, as you can see- I don't think we can get this back to our ship on our own, or fit it in the ship, if we did.

[He claps his hands together] So! We were thinking...if anyone would like some meat for your ship, we'd be happy to share! Just come on by and take some! We're out in the forest, a few miles outside of the city. There's clearly plenty to go around!

Oh, and if you have a way to move it closer to the ships, that'd be even better! We'd be happy to share an even larger portion! [He glances around the forest, a bit nervous. Behind him, Sokka seems to started drawing with intense concentration, using a nearby tree stump for his surface. Allen seems to talk like he's more talking to himself than anything:] I know I'd like to be out of here before we meet his friends...

[And then he clears his throat and looks back at the camera] Anyway. That's all! Have a nice day!

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So between you and Sokka, that means the rest of the ships will get about... half of that thing?

[He teases, he teases]

[He laughs]

Sorry, I'm afraid that even your boyfriend can't eat that much.

Wow. I never thought I'd meat the day I'd hear you say that!

.... [Groans]

[LAUGHS

come on boyfriend he's hilarious]

[No sorry the groan is obligatory]

For that, you better make me T-Rex curry.

For you? I'll make it extra spicy.

[Allen did take down a T-Rex, after all! And okay Sokka did too]

Ah, wonderful! [DELICIOUS] I'll meat you later then!

[Now, unlike Allen, that gets Clay to break down into snickering, because he's that one guy that finds terrible puns funny. Plus hey, it's Allen using his own pun against him!

This calls for...]

Got it. Don't get too rexhausted!

[On Allen's end, there's definitely the sound of amusement as he shakes his head. Clay has a weakness for puns, this is clearly known.]

I won't, promise.

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