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Allen Walker ([personal profile] save_the_souls) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-07-20 04:19 pm

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Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: The Hand-Holding Planet
When: Time is relative.

[The feed opens up different from Allen's usual clinic-related broadcasts. First of all, the camera seems shaky, like it's been held by something flying. It also seems to be out in the forest, or rather near a clearing in the forest.]

[And behind him instead of Timcanpy, seems to be what looks like...well, a dead dinosaur that's so big you can only see a bit of it on the camera. And Sokka's in the background, pacing around and measuring the dinosaur from all angles, muttering to himself.]


Ah, hello all! [Allen gives a wave] I'm Allen Walker of the SS Blue Fish. I don't have any clinic announcements, but ah...

[He glances back, then looks at the camera again]

Well you see, my captain and I went hunting and we sort of...overdid it, a tad. You see, um, Tim? Can you show them?

[The shaky camera pans around, showing that yep- that is indeed a dead T. rex. A tree has been toppled on it, and there's stab wounds in the neck. Sokka meanwhile has started to examine the dinosaur with....finger square frame. Okay. After a moment, the camera will go back to focus on Allen]

Yeah, as you can see- I don't think we can get this back to our ship on our own, or fit it in the ship, if we did.

[He claps his hands together] So! We were thinking...if anyone would like some meat for your ship, we'd be happy to share! Just come on by and take some! We're out in the forest, a few miles outside of the city. There's clearly plenty to go around!

Oh, and if you have a way to move it closer to the ships, that'd be even better! We'd be happy to share an even larger portion! [He glances around the forest, a bit nervous. Behind him, Sokka seems to started drawing with intense concentration, using a nearby tree stump for his surface. Allen seems to talk like he's more talking to himself than anything:] I know I'd like to be out of here before we meet his friends...

[And then he clears his throat and looks back at the camera] Anyway. That's all! Have a nice day!
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Re: video;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2016-07-23 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)

How did you guys manage to bring that one down?

[ Because usually Kirk ran from them and clambered up trees. He wasn't much for hunting, personally, but he did like not getting eaten. ]

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Re: video;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2016-07-23 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)

No, I heard that part. What do you mean you dropped a tree on it?

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Re: video;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2016-07-28 04:32 am (UTC)(link)

Oh, you cut it down. I thought you meant you had bodily picked up one of those things and actually dropped it on it.

How do you cut down a tree without getting noticed? Wait, no, never mind - I forgot Sokka was with you.

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Re: video;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2016-07-28 05:09 am (UTC)(link)

[ People with crazy powers. Aliens. He's used to it by now. So, not totally surprising, but a tiny bit. He had not expected that of you Allen. ]

I think maybe I should hire you the next time I go out exploring. I've just had to escape up a tree every single time one of those things has come after me.

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Re: video;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2016-08-01 05:25 am (UTC)(link)

Well, do the locals eat them? We could offer it up to them, probably.

Though I would like to think that I wouldn't attract all that many predators!

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Re: video;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2016-08-03 05:36 am (UTC)(link)

Ah, I miss the days that was a compliment.

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video;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2016-08-15 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's outright laughing at that expression, Allen. ]