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Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: The Hand-Holding Planet
When: Time is relative.

[The feed opens up different from Allen's usual clinic-related broadcasts. First of all, the camera seems shaky, like it's been held by something flying. It also seems to be out in the forest, or rather near a clearing in the forest.]

[And behind him instead of Timcanpy, seems to be what looks like...well, a dead dinosaur that's so big you can only see a bit of it on the camera. And Sokka's in the background, pacing around and measuring the dinosaur from all angles, muttering to himself.]

Ah, hello all! [Allen gives a wave] I'm Allen Walker of the SS Blue Fish. I don't have any clinic announcements, but ah...

[He glances back, then looks at the camera again]

Well you see, my captain and I went hunting and we sort of...overdid it, a tad. You see, um, Tim? Can you show them?

[The shaky camera pans around, showing that yep- that is indeed a dead T. rex. A tree has been toppled on it, and there's stab wounds in the neck. Sokka meanwhile has started to examine the dinosaur with....finger square frame. Okay. After a moment, the camera will go back to focus on Allen]

Yeah, as you can see- I don't think we can get this back to our ship on our own, or fit it in the ship, if we did.

[He claps his hands together] So! We were thinking...if anyone would like some meat for your ship, we'd be happy to share! Just come on by and take some! We're out in the forest, a few miles outside of the city. There's clearly plenty to go around!

Oh, and if you have a way to move it closer to the ships, that'd be even better! We'd be happy to share an even larger portion! [He glances around the forest, a bit nervous. Behind him, Sokka seems to started drawing with intense concentration, using a nearby tree stump for his surface. Allen seems to talk like he's more talking to himself than anything:] I know I'd like to be out of here before we meet his friends...

[And then he clears his throat and looks back at the camera] Anyway. That's all! Have a nice day!

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The warging was different! That was about accepting Bran for who he is! This is giving a violent little girl a weapon! That's fair to check with her brothers about!

[Preferably before someone gets stabbed!!]

Besides, they're Starks. They'll get sullen and sulky no matter what we do. It's just what they do.

I'm pretty sure being a violent little girl with a weapon is who Arya is, but okay, if it'll make yo feel better.

But I checked up on the Greyjoys so you need to do this one.

[Groans] Whaaaat?

But giving her a weapon is your stupid idea!

And checking that the Greyjoys were alive was yours.

Fairs fair, man. I had to talk to Asha. I'm pretty sure she wants to make everyone's spleens a decorative mascot on her ship.

You-

Why didn't you just ask her crewmates?

Because I-

Did not think to do that first. Wow. Wow That was smart. I'm the smartest.

[He sighs]

You still have your spleen at least, right?

[He taps his side which is...probably where his spleen is, he doesn't know he's an engineer, not a doctor. ]

Yep, all my body parts are still in tact!

[Eh, close enough.]

That's great! I really am glad for that.

But I still don't see why I should handle this when you're the one that wants to give her a knife.

Because it's called sharing an delegating the tasks. And again, I talked to the Greyjoys. I'm pretty much full up on Westeros-related drama for the week.

[Uuuuugh]

Fine. I'll ask them.

There you go! It'll be fiiiiine.

Uh huh. That's total bollocks.

[But he sighs and shakes his head]

You pull out the teeth, though.

Hey, I can live with some teeth pulling. That's easy.

[He'll just pull out his knife and head to the mouth to do just that. ]

[Yeah you do that. He'll just focus on getting them help through the communicator, you weirdo]