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Allen Walker ([personal profile] save_the_souls) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-07-20 04:19 pm

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Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: The Hand-Holding Planet
When: Time is relative.

[The feed opens up different from Allen's usual clinic-related broadcasts. First of all, the camera seems shaky, like it's been held by something flying. It also seems to be out in the forest, or rather near a clearing in the forest.]

[And behind him instead of Timcanpy, seems to be what looks like...well, a dead dinosaur that's so big you can only see a bit of it on the camera. And Sokka's in the background, pacing around and measuring the dinosaur from all angles, muttering to himself.]


Ah, hello all! [Allen gives a wave] I'm Allen Walker of the SS Blue Fish. I don't have any clinic announcements, but ah...

[He glances back, then looks at the camera again]

Well you see, my captain and I went hunting and we sort of...overdid it, a tad. You see, um, Tim? Can you show them?

[The shaky camera pans around, showing that yep- that is indeed a dead T. rex. A tree has been toppled on it, and there's stab wounds in the neck. Sokka meanwhile has started to examine the dinosaur with....finger square frame. Okay. After a moment, the camera will go back to focus on Allen]

Yeah, as you can see- I don't think we can get this back to our ship on our own, or fit it in the ship, if we did.

[He claps his hands together] So! We were thinking...if anyone would like some meat for your ship, we'd be happy to share! Just come on by and take some! We're out in the forest, a few miles outside of the city. There's clearly plenty to go around!

Oh, and if you have a way to move it closer to the ships, that'd be even better! We'd be happy to share an even larger portion! [He glances around the forest, a bit nervous. Behind him, Sokka seems to started drawing with intense concentration, using a nearby tree stump for his surface. Allen seems to talk like he's more talking to himself than anything:] I know I'd like to be out of here before we meet his friends...

[And then he clears his throat and looks back at the camera] Anyway. That's all! Have a nice day!
feathery: art@sheypygdraws (kids; ascending to doghood)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-07-27 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
oh sweet i get to pick
i dunno which ones look cooler
probably the bigger ones right
and theyd be tougher for a fox to swallow


[This is his attempt at responsible pet ownership. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ]
feathery: art@namcohigh (shrug)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-07-27 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah weve tried that
technically the critter is banned from my room in general since its kind of perilous
this is more of a precautionary measure considering the dumbass is more slippery than houdini when the mood strikes
and uh
the other guy with custodianship falls asleep a lot when its his turn to watch the fuzzball
feathery: art@dayuun (shiny things)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-07-29 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh
my friends got a cage or something in his room i guess?
i dunno if he ever uses it i usually just pass the fuzzball off on him after ive done my time
id guess he does but hes pretty fucking dumb sometimes
[said the pot about the kettle] and the fox was an accidental inheritance
feathery: art@askturntechsprite (this is your commentary riff)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-08-01 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
yeah it belonged to my best friend
but thanks i guess??
i mean its not like i was gonna dump the thing on that shitty moon or wherever
even im not that huge of a douche and im pretty sure newt has fuck all by way of survival instinct
feathery: art@biigurutwin (kids; dude i am not a tissue)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-08-03 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
uh
you know what sure
gotta be better than bugs
what does a dinosaur taste like btw


[Instead of just inevitably finding out for himself??? Ok, Davesprite.]
feathery: art@jonouchi (going up)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-08-08 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
what does an alligator taste like
feathery: art@yshaarj (sliding scale of cynicism)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-08-10 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
firm fish
theres something inherently hilarious about the alliteration in that phrase and the mental image that comes with it but hey legit
feathery: art@namcohigh (webcomics club)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-08-11 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah
give me a few and ill be over
i gotta hassle my friend into coming along