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[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: The Hand-Holding Planet
When: Time is relative.

[The feed opens up different from Allen's usual clinic-related broadcasts. First of all, the camera seems shaky, like it's been held by something flying. It also seems to be out in the forest, or rather near a clearing in the forest.]

[And behind him instead of Timcanpy, seems to be what looks like...well, a dead dinosaur that's so big you can only see a bit of it on the camera. And Sokka's in the background, pacing around and measuring the dinosaur from all angles, muttering to himself.]

Ah, hello all! [Allen gives a wave] I'm Allen Walker of the SS Blue Fish. I don't have any clinic announcements, but ah...

[He glances back, then looks at the camera again]

Well you see, my captain and I went hunting and we sort of...overdid it, a tad. You see, um, Tim? Can you show them?

[The shaky camera pans around, showing that yep- that is indeed a dead T. rex. A tree has been toppled on it, and there's stab wounds in the neck. Sokka meanwhile has started to examine the dinosaur with....finger square frame. Okay. After a moment, the camera will go back to focus on Allen]

Yeah, as you can see- I don't think we can get this back to our ship on our own, or fit it in the ship, if we did.

[He claps his hands together] So! We were thinking...if anyone would like some meat for your ship, we'd be happy to share! Just come on by and take some! We're out in the forest, a few miles outside of the city. There's clearly plenty to go around!

Oh, and if you have a way to move it closer to the ships, that'd be even better! We'd be happy to share an even larger portion! [He glances around the forest, a bit nervous. Behind him, Sokka seems to started drawing with intense concentration, using a nearby tree stump for his surface. Allen seems to talk like he's more talking to himself than anything:] I know I'd like to be out of here before we meet his friends...

[And then he clears his throat and looks back at the camera] Anyway. That's all! Have a nice day!

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[save_the_souls]

[he shrugs] It was too small a place for secret identities, really. Or...an actual newspaper, so I suppose he had a lot more time on his hands.

[Though bro, he really appreciates it because yeah. Sure is a bunch a things he rather not relive. So yeah, sure is going with the steering]

Oh, you're right! We probably should get to work.

[takingkarabusiness]

[ Kara knows a subject change when she hears one, but she makes a note to follow up later. This is Big to her ]

Right. So, show me where to heat vision and we'll get the show on the road.

[alwayscomeback]

[Paradisa was the worst. Sokka has learned this much. Talking about it at all is best avoided at most times. He smiles, nodding over to a slab of dinosaur. ]

Well, you're probably gonna be better going for legs first, the rest will be easier to move about and get apart then. Like a chicken.

[save_the_souls]

Mm. A very giant man-eating chicken.

[takingkarabusiness]

Got it.

[ and she'll get to it. Because of the nature of Drift Fleet it might take longer than it would at home but it's a cool process. Unfortunately, it probably also smells like bbq ]

[alwayscomeback]

[What do you mean unfortunately? Sokka is pretty much drooling. So attractive.]

Wow. That smells so good.

[takingkarabusiness]

Well, it's good for microwaving things, that's for sure.

[ but she gets the leg removed ]

Where did you want this to go?

[save_the_souls]

[Yeah seriously that smells great to Allen too. Though he's able to hold back the drool because he is a GENTLMAN]

Be careful, Sokka might try to convince you to transfer.

[Someone who can cook things with her eyes? Talk about a true hero]

And either to the blue fish or just the docks so we can split the meats up.

[takingkarabusiness]

That depends on how your captain feels about laser eyes in an enclosed vessel in the vacuum of space? Mine isn't so big on that; I think it wouldn't be a big deal.

[ she hefts the leg up though. looks like she can manage it! ]

Be back in a jiff!

[alwayscomeback]

Hey, one of my best friends can literally bend metal and I was cool with her there. I can live with the laser eyes.

[Look at her pick it up!!! Look at her!! He's grinning like an idiot. So strong! ]

Yep. You are officially awesome.

[takingkarabusiness]

[ she laughs and carries it over near the docking and comes back ]

I'm just glad I can help.

1/2

[save_the_souls]

[As Kara leaves]

Just watch, Sokka. Her cousin was-

[save_the_souls]

[THEN KARA LANDS]

- fast.

[alwayscomeback]

[He's just gonna stare. A lot. Because not even Aang was that fast. ]

...I really want to put a speedometer on you.

[takingkarabusiness]

Okay, well, I'm not a car...

[ she has a light tone, though ]

And we have a lot more dinosaur to move.

[save_the_souls]

[He chuckles]

Right...dinosaur first. We don't have a speedometer that we can put on a person anyway.

[alwayscomeback]

I can make one, Allen, come on.

[Still, they're right, got to focus.]

Okay, okay, dinosaur first. Science later.

[takingkarabusiness]

You'd have better luck with a radar gun, anyway.

[ she gets to work on piecing the other parts of the dino ]

[save_the_souls]

[Allen meanwhile will at least come over to help, using his claws to help cut through the meat. Because hey, cant make Kara do all the work]

A radar...gun?

[alwayscomeback]

[He has like a tiny hunting knife so he'll let the powered folks deal with this. He'll just try to make sure there are good piles of them about ready for transport. ]

A gun that uses radar. [LOOK HE'S BEING HELPFUL! He only really knows it thanks to a combination of his augment and living here for over a year. Sure don't have those in the four nations.]

But you're right, that would probably work better. I'll have to cobble one together.

[takingkarabusiness]

It's better for tracking things in motion.

Have you met Winn?

[save_the_souls]

Ohhh.

You mean Kitty's boyfriend? Once, yes.

[takingkarabusiness]

He's my best friend from home, and he'd love to work on these kinds of projects with you guys.

[alwayscomeback]

Huh, I've never come across him, but if he loves these kinds of projects, he's always welcome to pitch in. The more the merrier.

[takingkarabusiness]

He's probably been buried under all of his projects...