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Allen Walker ([personal profile] save_the_souls) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-07-20 04:19 pm

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Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: The Hand-Holding Planet
When: Time is relative.

[The feed opens up different from Allen's usual clinic-related broadcasts. First of all, the camera seems shaky, like it's been held by something flying. It also seems to be out in the forest, or rather near a clearing in the forest.]

[And behind him instead of Timcanpy, seems to be what looks like...well, a dead dinosaur that's so big you can only see a bit of it on the camera. And Sokka's in the background, pacing around and measuring the dinosaur from all angles, muttering to himself.]


Ah, hello all! [Allen gives a wave] I'm Allen Walker of the SS Blue Fish. I don't have any clinic announcements, but ah...

[He glances back, then looks at the camera again]

Well you see, my captain and I went hunting and we sort of...overdid it, a tad. You see, um, Tim? Can you show them?

[The shaky camera pans around, showing that yep- that is indeed a dead T. rex. A tree has been toppled on it, and there's stab wounds in the neck. Sokka meanwhile has started to examine the dinosaur with....finger square frame. Okay. After a moment, the camera will go back to focus on Allen]

Yeah, as you can see- I don't think we can get this back to our ship on our own, or fit it in the ship, if we did.

[He claps his hands together] So! We were thinking...if anyone would like some meat for your ship, we'd be happy to share! Just come on by and take some! We're out in the forest, a few miles outside of the city. There's clearly plenty to go around!

Oh, and if you have a way to move it closer to the ships, that'd be even better! We'd be happy to share an even larger portion! [He glances around the forest, a bit nervous. Behind him, Sokka seems to started drawing with intense concentration, using a nearby tree stump for his surface. Allen seems to talk like he's more talking to himself than anything:] I know I'd like to be out of here before we meet his friends...

[And then he clears his throat and looks back at the camera] Anyway. That's all! Have a nice day!
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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-07-29 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Not THAT strong. It doesn't add up at all.

[He might be muttering random numbers at himself right now don't mind him.]

She'd have to be- be four times her size to even move that sled a little!
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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-07-29 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[HOW DARE!!! ]

My math is never wrong.
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2/2

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-07-31 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably some weird magic power that makes her an anomaly.
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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-07-31 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You think I want to use magic as an excuse? It is unscientific!!!

Okay but how does she do that, then? She doesn't have the muscle mass! It shouldn't work!!
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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-08-02 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
But-but...she's tiny.

[This is so dumb. ]

Do you think she'd let me run tests on her?
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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-08-03 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
I-

...

Yeah no, fair comment. She kinda hates me.
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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-08-03 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'll...just come across a book about them in one of the libraries we pass by. Yeah. That'll work.