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Allen Walker ([personal profile] save_the_souls) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-07-20 04:19 pm

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Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: The Hand-Holding Planet
When: Time is relative.

[The feed opens up different from Allen's usual clinic-related broadcasts. First of all, the camera seems shaky, like it's been held by something flying. It also seems to be out in the forest, or rather near a clearing in the forest.]

[And behind him instead of Timcanpy, seems to be what looks like...well, a dead dinosaur that's so big you can only see a bit of it on the camera. And Sokka's in the background, pacing around and measuring the dinosaur from all angles, muttering to himself.]


Ah, hello all! [Allen gives a wave] I'm Allen Walker of the SS Blue Fish. I don't have any clinic announcements, but ah...

[He glances back, then looks at the camera again]

Well you see, my captain and I went hunting and we sort of...overdid it, a tad. You see, um, Tim? Can you show them?

[The shaky camera pans around, showing that yep- that is indeed a dead T. rex. A tree has been toppled on it, and there's stab wounds in the neck. Sokka meanwhile has started to examine the dinosaur with....finger square frame. Okay. After a moment, the camera will go back to focus on Allen]

Yeah, as you can see- I don't think we can get this back to our ship on our own, or fit it in the ship, if we did.

[He claps his hands together] So! We were thinking...if anyone would like some meat for your ship, we'd be happy to share! Just come on by and take some! We're out in the forest, a few miles outside of the city. There's clearly plenty to go around!

Oh, and if you have a way to move it closer to the ships, that'd be even better! We'd be happy to share an even larger portion! [He glances around the forest, a bit nervous. Behind him, Sokka seems to started drawing with intense concentration, using a nearby tree stump for his surface. Allen seems to talk like he's more talking to himself than anything:] I know I'd like to be out of here before we meet his friends...

[And then he clears his throat and looks back at the camera] Anyway. That's all! Have a nice day!
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[personal profile] lightbends 2016-09-01 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Right! Wouldn't want it to- hey!!

[DEAD DINOSAURS CAN'T RUN SOKKA!! 8|]

I'm pretty sure we'd have bigger problems if it could run...
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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-09-01 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[SMIIIIILE. ]

Then it would be a zombie dinosaur. No one wants a zombie anything.

...Plus we couldn't eat it, then.
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[personal profile] lightbends 2016-09-01 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, wait, you've seen zombie dinosaurs?!

[Oh bless her she's falling for it. Sokka will be thrilled. She has no idea what to expect about these new worlds, okay. He's the expert here, not her.]

Could that really happen?
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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-09-01 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, no, but I imagine under the right circumstances it could happen.

[This is exactly why Allen shouldn't be allowed to show him Earth media. This is the exact reason why. ]

Science stands to reason. If one species can suddenly come back to unlife, so could any other.
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[personal profile] lightbends 2016-09-01 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
If he gets back up I'll beat him unconscious!! There's no way he's going to attack people.

[She's really taking this so seriously.... Where is Katara or Asami when they need a grown up.]
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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-09-01 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course you can, you're the Avatar. You can absolutely kick zombie dinosaur butt!

[He's not even joking. He'd pay to see it.]
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[personal profile] lightbends 2016-09-02 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so.

[Sokka. What would she do without you? You're way more fun than Tenzin]

Come on let's go catch up to it.

[Aaaand not even giving him a choice as she earth bends the ground beneath him and sets him in the air a bit once he's righted himself on the slab of earth.]
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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-09-02 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sure does let out a girlish shriek at that. ]

Okay yeah sure we're doing this woo?
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[personal profile] lightbends 2016-09-05 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Better hold on!!

[And away he goes?? With a woosh???? Or something. She is air scootering right beside him of course, grinning ear to ear.]
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[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-09-09 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[And lo, the screeching continues the whole time.]