save_the_souls: (hmmm!)
Allen Walker ([personal profile] save_the_souls) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-02-08 05:27 pm

Fifth ♠ Video

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: Blue Fish if you're there
When: February 8th

[Some of the older fleet members may recognize Allen coming on the screen, in his lab for yet again, one of his video messages. He at least seems to be getting more comfortable at the idea of speaking in front of the camera- or more likely from the slightly tired tone in his voice, he's too tired from dealing with the antics of his energetic captain to give many damns]

Hello everyone! For those who don't know me, I'm Allen Walker-, the lab assistant on the S.S. Blue Fish. Just a few quick things today I'd like to say!

First of all, some of you may have noticed odd behaviors from your crewmates recently. The source of this is believed to be some malfunction from our augment implant. Luckily, I've done some scans and while there seems to be unusual activity - I haven't detected any actual brain damage so far! Beyond that, there's a lot I still don't know, I'll let you know if I learn anything else on the matter.

Second of all, due to the coming of the romantic holiday on some worlds called Valentine's Day, the augment malfunctions and the moons in this system- I'd like to go over some things to keep in mind for an easier month:

[He starts numbering them off with his finger as he talks.]

1. Please remember not to eat or drink anything if you don't know where it came from.

2. Some of the malfunctions seem to be causing....sudden attraction to other people that did not exist previously. Please keep that in mind before you make any impulsive...er, romantic decisions.

3. And if you ignored #2 and you decide to compulsively get married, I...highly recommend you check the divorce and annulment policies in this area of space. Just... [He hesitates before shaking his head] believe me on this one. It might save you a lot of trouble in the future.


That's all I have for now. If your ship still needs a medical kit, please contact me and I can get one delivered.

Thank you for listening.

[He waves at the camera a bit sheepishly, and the feed cuts out]
onlyanapple: (Hacking)

TEXT

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2015-02-09 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe this is safer? Words aren't hot, right? ]

I think you should underline that one several times, just to make sure. Also they need to check the laws on polygamy, because that was a rats nest.

...I wonder if being in another dimension technically makes me a bachelor again?
alwayscomeback: DNS (Never give in)

Action!

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2015-02-09 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Since the whole brain scanning...incident, Sokka has taken to wearing a tin foil hat around the ship. This is something interesting enough for him to come and investigate, though. ]

So, what's this Vahlenties all about? Is it the creepy stalker holiday, or something?
onlyanapple: (Badass)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2015-02-09 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Aziraphale would write him a strongly worded note.]

I bloody hope not, but Atroma do seem to enjoy the drama, and that really causes drama.

...Well, joy.
alwayscomeback: DNS (It may sound absurd)

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2015-02-09 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Sokka tips it at a jaunty angle. ]

It's to protect me from being brainwashed. Thanks to some people playing with my brain. I needed to take precautions.
hearsthesea: (the tomorrow we build together)

Video

[personal profile] hearsthesea 2015-02-09 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for the information. Do you know whether that means this will be temporary, Allen?

[Shirley looks all too chipper when she starts out, but the yawn she gives about ten seconds later belies the effect the malfunctions are having on her too. Another yawn, a curious look, and she asks a second question.]

Is there really a holiday just for getting married?
ino: (Boo you whore.)

video;

[personal profile] ino 2015-02-09 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's hoping most of that advice won't be necessary ...
onlyanapple: (Crowley explains the world)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2015-02-09 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. So far it's been all about telling me how great I look and gazing at me with bedroom eyes.
alwayscomeback: DNS (Show me that you’re human)

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2015-02-09 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You could have put anything in there. Or they could have been waiting to put stuff in!

[Who are they? Who knows.]
ladiesss: (winter • counting stars)

video

[personal profile] ladiesss 2015-02-09 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[...on video, Krista raises her hand. she has a question.]
alwayscomeback: DNS (Won't stop believing)

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2015-02-09 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe! Mayyybe.

Oh! Right!

The romantic thing! What's that all about?
onlyanapple: (Having a gay moment)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2015-02-09 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I did sleep with Tek. But that was before I realised something was going on. I just through he... she? Had finally succumbed to my charms.

[If you ask him these things, he will share.]
alwayscomeback: DNS (I know what it means to burn)

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2015-02-09 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least Sokka doesn't need The Talk. Thank Suki. ]

I got that, but what do people do for it?
onlyanapple: (Well lookie here)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2015-02-09 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL, he woke my up by clambering all over me, and I thought; when in Rome!

[After sleeping with Bad Girl he's pretty sure if he was going to catch any diseases, he would have by now.]
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