04 - video

[winn]

Who: Winn and you!
Broadcast: y!
Action: on the Tourist!
When: August 2nd

[ some of you may have noticed that winn has been uncharacteristically quiet for the past...16 days. he's not really sure how to address the elephant in the room - he knows these two weeks and change have been hard on the people he loves but for him it's like no time has passed and the dissonance is hard to bridge.

it's a good thing he has a not at all unhealthy coping mechanism set in place. ]

You know, if we're entertainment on a reality show, the least they can do is give us like a recap - you know your basic [ in a tv announcer impression ] here's what you missed on the Fleet - or - last week, on the young and the Drifting - [ he rubs the back of his head before shaking it ] Well, maybe talking about the 'least they can do' isn't such a great plan...first order of business - what'd I miss? Second order of business - if you or anyone you know has ever fallen into an unexplained sleep here or at any other kidnappy world - I'd appreciate it if you'd answer a couple questions, they're a text attachment at the bottom. Sorry if it's been done before, I'll gladly take a link to any previous research as well as fresh data. Third order of business -- hi. [ he gives the camera a little wave and a nervous chuckle ] Um. Yeah, I'm, I'm fine, I should've opened with that but if you know me the order isn't really gonna surprise you that much and if you don't you're probably really confused right now and looking for the off button - it's to your right, right on top, there you go.

That's it, I guess....good morning, Drifters - don't forget to drink your coffee! Winn out -

<br />1. <b>date and duration of sleep</b>: self explanatory.<br />2. <b>surrounding events</b>: when it happened were you or your sleeping acquaintance going about your daily lives, experimenting with anything, uncovering anything?<br />3. <b>results</b>: did waking result in new memories, loss of old ones, a change in personality or attitude, were you or your sleeping acquaintance at a different physical location (ex: new planet, back at your ship, new kidnappy world), were there any physical differences or after effects, if so how long did they last, anything you can think of that changed - put it here.<br />

[ except he's not all the way out. hank and cisco each get the following message to their personal numbers ]

I need to discuss something in person. My place? [ he can't really leave kitty yet ]

Comments

[winn]

[ if there's one person who'd get it, it's the dork sitting next to him. ]

If I'm a dork you're a dork, so I'd mind my word choices if I were you. Which...I kinda am.

[beathach]

Hey, I only call you names I would call myself. [so he is watching his word choice, thank you] Just how drunk are you right now?

[he asks, as he starts feeling the alcohol himself]

[winn]

Only mildly, don't confuse 'awkward' with 'drunk'.

[beathach]

I know what drunk looks like. And sounds like.

[winn]

Is it like a duck? Cuz in that case, it's a duck.

[ yes, he's perfectly aware that that made no sense. ]

[beathach]

. . . yes, it's exactly like that.

[it sounds like he's trying not to laugh]

[winn]

[ don't fight it, hank, laughter is his aim here. ]

It's cute you think I have to be drunk to make an idiot outta myself.

[ he's just gonna mumble it into his glass. ]

[beathach]

You do know that I can hear you mumble very clearly, right.

[but he gives in and laughs] I didn't know having a sense of humor was the same as making an idiot out of oneself.

[winn]

That's not very nice listening to my mumbling -

[ he's not even a little upset. shrugging. ]

All depends on who you ask, and what mood they're in when you do.

[beathach]

Don't worry, I'll continue to pretend like I don't hear it. Most of the time.

[he can't help it ok you don't just turn off enhanced hearing]

Well, it's just us. So, it's having a sense of humor.

[winn]

You're forgetting who my best friend is.

[ you don't have to pretend, he assumes any words that exist outside his head are being heard. ]

I definitely don't need to be drunk for that -

[beathach]

I'm not forgetting.

[mostly because he figures Kara does the same thing]

No, you don't. But you're definitely drunk.

[winn]

Please, if I was definitely drunk I wouldn't be nearly this coherent. I wouldn't be able to pronounce coherent. Or, 'pronounce', for that matter.

[beathach]

Oh, you're that kind of drunk, huh.

[winn]

I am many kinds of drunk, don't try to label me. Right now, though, I'm just buzzed.

[beathach]

Mmhmm. [he glances down into his drink, then just finishes it off] You know, the last time I got - well, almost drunk was after a serious discussion, too. It seems to be turning into a theme.

[winn]

Yeah.

[ he looks at his glass and in an uncharacteristically somber moment continues ] I should probably be concerned about the amount of everything sucks drinking I do.

[ he downs the content of his glass all the same. ]

[beathach]

You and me both.

The last drink I had before coming here was years ago. I stopped drinking at all because - [someone had to stay sober in the mansion] - I stopped going out. Now? [he gestures between them] Usually I'm drinking with someone else.

[winn]

I've had my share of everything sucks drinks at home, too, actually. Guess I can't blame the Atroma for that. Ha, that's a refreshing change.

[beathach]

One thing out of an entire list. [he quirks half a smile] I guess it's better than just not caring anymore - that was my "everybody sucks" choice.

[winn]

I've always subscribed to the teachings of 'caring too much'.

[beathach]

[he fiddles with the glass in his hand]

I used to. I mean, I'm - better about it now, but for a while it was just - easier not to.

[winn]

I bet.

[ he nods, squeezing hank's shoulder. ]

[beathach]

[he shoots Winn a brief smile]

The school having to close was sort of the last straw in a string of unfortunate events.

[winn]

Is unfortunate events code for 'move on' or 'ask me about it'? My decoder is located in the buzzed section of my brain.