Stirring the Sauce, Pounding out the Dough!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Who: Kitty Pryde, Pinkie Pie, and YOU!
Broadcast: Fleetwide invites!
Action: Planetside
When: In between Winn waking up and the Marsiva taking off




[Video]

Early this morning, a video might interrupt whatever you're doing. On one side of the screen, there's a beautiful lady with light brown hair. On the other, the pinkest pony ever to have walked the multi-verse.

Hey hey HEY, everybody! It's the start of a new month, and we've had a GREAT time on this planet so far, especially with all this yummy real food! Sooo Kitty and I have been planning a pizza party!

Um, right. So, you should come. I guess. [She doesn't know how to do group invites with ponies. What is life?]

We'll be in this HUGE clearing at THESE coordinates, so bring some smiles, your stomach, and maybe a side dish or snacks if you want too! We'll see you there! And Wrath: we've got chimmy cherry chongas~!

We had to use a few substitutes, but it's still pizza, so you know today's priority. Also a good time to check it out if you've never heard of it.

[And with that, the feed ends and coordinates to the clearing show up on the communicators.]


[Action]

[Local vendors have been generous enough to loan the use of their ovens and some long wooden tables for the clearing. Sure enough, there's dozens of pies, plain or topped with meat or vegetables or both. There's also jugs and jugs of fruit juices and lemonade and punch, and an equally bountiful dessert table including apple tarts, cakes, donuts, and yes, chimmy cherry chongas. And the best part is there's not a single gel-based ingredient in sight. Feel free to add something to the bounty or just come in, grab a slice, and enjoy!]

Comments

[preformthisneigh]

I know right? I'm gonna miss this place if these is the quality pizza we can get here.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Mhmm! [Swallow.] I can try and save some ingredients so we can make it again sometime if you want!

[Probably a smaller party. Like for two ponies~]

[preformthisneigh]

[Oooh, he grins, nodding appreciaely as he chows down on some pore delicious pizza. ]

You know, that sounds really, really, really great.

...Or some other fantastic adjective. They all absolutely work.

[More time with her! ]

[spontaneouscombustion]

[They really do. She nuzzles him some more.]

Super~

[And she used that nuzzle to whisper in his ear a bit.]

Oh, yeah, and Kitty's birthday is on the fifteenth!

[preformthisneigh]

[He blushes at all this nuzzling attention. One day he might get used to it and not look like he's about to melt into a puddle of goo every time that happens. Not today. Still, he manages to keep the nuzzling going to continue their secret conversation. Nothing to see here folks.]

Oooh? That's really close! We're doing something right?

[spontaneouscombustion]

[It's alright, her own cheeks are feeling pretty warm too. She's a cuddler, that's for sure.]

You know it~ Winn's wanting to throw her a surprise party!

[preformthisneigh]

[He laughs, part cackly there's-a-plan-ahoof and part shy-embarrassment. ]

Awww that's really swell of him. We can totally work on something like that, especially if he's got a good idea what he wants for her.

[spontaneouscombustion]

We totally can!

[And now she pulls away... buuuut not before giving him a quick kiss on the cheek.]

SO! Have you tried the pineapple pizza yet?

[preformthisneigh]

[That gets a soft, nervous laugh from him. Don't worry, Pinkie, maybe one day he'll be able to handle this kind of thing. It's one thing covering up your terminal shyness, it's another thing altogether actually dealing with it. ]

Oh wow no, I haven't! What's it like?

1/2

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh it's REALLY sweet and juicy, and the sweetness and tartness go GREAT with the cheese and the sauce~

2/2

[spontaneouscombustion]

But ummm, juuuust make sure it's doesn't have any pink-ish bits on it first.

[Shredded T. rex meat.]

[preformthisneigh]

[Okay that's a worrying thing to say, Pinkie. ]

...Pink-ish bits? What are the pin-ish bi-

...

It's meat, isn't it.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Yeeup. Luckily there's lots of pies here without any meat, made EXTRA sure of that.

[It'd be an offense to the pizza gods to make a Hawaiian without meat, and gotta make sure the humans can eat too.]

[preformthisneigh]

Well, that's good I guess? I mean. making sure they can eat too.

[With their creepy carnivore-ness. ]

[spontaneouscombustion]

And making sure we can eat too. Speaking of which, I FINALLY finished those garden beds for the Caprine! Everything's planted and growing now so you're welcome to swing by if you ever want fresh fruits and veggies!

[preformthisneigh]

[He claps his hooves together happily, because YES actual real food that isn't in paste form.]

Well, now I have two reasons to come by the Caprine more.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Awww, you~

[More nuzzles for the sweetheart.]

And I should probably come by the Bishop more often!

[preformthisneigh]

[He will take all the nuzzles, Good Lady. ]

You should! Everypony is really awesome on board. They'd like you a lot.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[All of them?]

Hee, I know I like Hiro and Belthazar a lot, I'm sure I'll love the rest of 'em!

[preformthisneigh]

[ALL OF THEM. ]

Well, I know for sure they'd love you, because it's impossible NOT to. I don't think anypony could dislike you. It's just the way things are, right?

[Best friend to everypony. ]

[spontaneouscombustion]

Hahaha well, I don't know about THAT, [Lookin' at you, Sokka and Jihwan], but I do try my best~

[Mr. Sandwich, tear down this pedestal!]

[preformthisneigh]

[NEVER! THE PEDESTAL REMAINS FOR ALL OF TIME!!! ]

Oh yeah, I con't think anypony here could dislike you. You're...well, you're joy ponified!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Pffft hardly. That'd mean I'd only be happy all the time, though.

[Seriously, dude, the mirror pool proved that that is Not a Good Idea.]

You're REALLY sweet, though. I know I'm not perfect, but it does mean a lot that you appreciate me so much. And you're pretty darn joyful yourself~

[preformthisneigh]

[His joy is to cover ups his soul crushing shyness, Pinkie :) Look at that, he's already blushing awkwardly at that compliment]

Oh, well, I'm just an amateur compared to you.

And I- ...Well, you're pretty perfect to me.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[She knows, but it's also pretty genuine too.]

Pfffft you're not an ameteur, silly! You're THE best party pony I've ever met!

[And no, she's not counting herself because she can't exactly meet herself, so there. :P]

And you're pretty amazing outside of parties too~