Stirring the Sauce, Pounding out the Dough!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Who: Kitty Pryde, Pinkie Pie, and YOU!
Broadcast: Fleetwide invites!
Action: Planetside
When: In between Winn waking up and the Marsiva taking off




[Video]

Early this morning, a video might interrupt whatever you're doing. On one side of the screen, there's a beautiful lady with light brown hair. On the other, the pinkest pony ever to have walked the multi-verse.

Hey hey HEY, everybody! It's the start of a new month, and we've had a GREAT time on this planet so far, especially with all this yummy real food! Sooo Kitty and I have been planning a pizza party!

Um, right. So, you should come. I guess. [She doesn't know how to do group invites with ponies. What is life?]

We'll be in this HUGE clearing at THESE coordinates, so bring some smiles, your stomach, and maybe a side dish or snacks if you want too! We'll see you there! And Wrath: we've got chimmy cherry chongas~!

We had to use a few substitutes, but it's still pizza, so you know today's priority. Also a good time to check it out if you've never heard of it.

[And with that, the feed ends and coordinates to the clearing show up on the communicators.]


[Action]

[Local vendors have been generous enough to loan the use of their ovens and some long wooden tables for the clearing. Sure enough, there's dozens of pies, plain or topped with meat or vegetables or both. There's also jugs and jugs of fruit juices and lemonade and punch, and an equally bountiful dessert table including apple tarts, cakes, donuts, and yes, chimmy cherry chongas. And the best part is there's not a single gel-based ingredient in sight. Feel free to add something to the bounty or just come in, grab a slice, and enjoy!]

Comments

[beardstrokes]

I'm not. It's best not to imagine me into something I'm not.

[pneumo]

You're always nice to me and super-patient and all sorts of good stuff. How is that not sweet?? You don't even care that I'm supposed to eat people...

[ As in, he doesn't hate him for being a vampire. ]

[beardstrokes]

You're not supposed to. You never learned otherwise.

I don't know if I'd called that "sweet". It's . . . It should be natural.

[pneumo]

But no one likes vampires where I'm from! They've tried to get to of me like, a lot! Super-a lot! And you never do.

[beardstrokes]

Well, I am from space. I've seen stranger things than vampires.

[pneumo]

...Like what?

[beardstrokes]

I was on a planet where the seasons changed in a day.

[pneumo]

You mean like--from spring and winter to fall and summer and stuff??

[beardstrokes]

Precisely. The planet was full of the Force and it - changed constantly. There were . . . visions. Thunderstorms. The stars moved.

[pneumo]

That sounds amazing...

[beardstrokes]

It was . . . a fascinating place. It no longer exists, though.

I totally pressed enter like 4 hours ago okay

[pneumo]

What happened to it??

I believe u

[beardstrokes]

[ He looks down. ]

It couldn't sustain itself any longer.

;v; sobbbbbb

[pneumo]

...I don't know what that word means. [ But he hopes his voice conveys the worry he feels. It doesn't sound like a good word, in this case. ]

<3

[beardstrokes]

It wasn't . . . a real planet. A real world. There were no animals, no life there.

[ Well. Not anymore. They extinguished whatever life was there. ]

[pneumo]

Wait, but...you said it was a planet. How can it be one and not be one?

[beardstrokes]

It was a strange planet. Sometimes, I'm not even sure what happened there was real. There are other planets like that. Powered by the Force, subject to the people who decide to land there.