huaaaaagh: ([spriggan] god i'm bad at spells)
Kirigaya Kazuto | Kirito ([personal profile] huaaaaagh) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-08-06 08:40 pm

in which things do not go as planned

Who: Kirito, OTA
Broadcast: Y
Action: SS Paisley
When: Today's fine!


( video )

[The view switches on to reveal Kirito in the Spriggan avatar, crouched low with the camera tilted up towards him. Looks like it's on the ground.]

Okay, I'm using the comm so I have a record of what this looks like. I tried to encrypt it to make it private, but that's not my augment, so who knows if it worked. Feel free to ignore!

[He finishes fidgeting with the comm, tilting it at just the right angle, then disappears behind it for a second before reappearing at a distance, one hand lifted above his head.]

Þeír hræða nótt dýpt, renn helvegr!*

[As he begins, the full spell materializes in front of him in gold text and rotates around his body; when each word is spoken, it flashes white and vanishes. Once the full incantation is done, his body is consumed by a tornado of dark smoke, obscuring him from view. There's a muffled roar, and a burst of fire immediately following, and suddenly the room rumbles, knocking the comm off-balance.

When the smoke is clear the only thing visible is the cargo bay ceiling. There's a moment of scuffling and an "ow, geez!" in the background before finally a thumping of footsteps, heavier than someone ought to have with Kirito's stature. Through the smoke, one might catch fleeting glances of curled horns, dark fur, and glowing red eyes.

When at last he speaks, his voice is oddly distorted, something off about it.]


Whoa, okay, uh- crap. ....Paisley crew? Maybe don't go to the cargo bay for a while...?


( paisley )

[Anyone who happens to feel like wandering into the cargo bay despite his warning will find a ten-foot-tall hellbeast hunched over in the corner trying (and failing) to look inconspiculous, chanting quietly and looking kind of pathetic, appearance aside.]


[*Kirito's spell is Norse. Meaning, "Frighten them, depth of the night, and chase them along the roads of Hell."]
pneumo: (flabbergasted)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-08-10 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ AWW....poor Kirito. Life is hard when you know how to use magic, but not how to use magic. ]

--You went home?? When??
pneumo: (deepthought)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-08-11 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Wait...you fell asleep and went back home?? [ How does that work mr. goat demon ]
pneumo: (uh....hhhuh)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-08-12 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Or well. Winn did it, but he didn't turn into a gremlin...
pneumo: (deepthought)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-08-13 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Like the ones in Hell??

[ yes, Sascha knows about those. He gets compared to them a lot back home :D ]
pneumo: (Default)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-08-15 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay, me neither! I think you have to die to get there. [ Not this guy!! ]
pneumo: (ニヤリ)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-08-18 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
But way furrier! Are you soft??
pneumo: (8|!)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-08-19 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
.......................

Can I pet you.
pneumo: (OAO)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-08-21 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ IT WAS INEVITABLE ]

No it wouldn't! You're a fuzzy gremlin!
pneumo: (baww...)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-08-23 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
But I've never pet a demon before... I bet you're super-soft.
pneumo: (bashful)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-08-24 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
......

Yes. [ This is why he's stand-in wife!! ]
pneumo: (bashful)

[personal profile] pneumo 2016-08-26 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's totally normal what are you talking about ]

Yessss! I'll be right there--!