Kirigaya Kazuto | Kirito (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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driftfleet2016-08-06 08:40 pm
huaaaaagh) wrote in driftfleet2016-08-06 08:40 pm
in which things do not go as planned
Who: Kirito, OTA
Broadcast: Y
Action: SS Paisley
When: Today's fine!
( video )
[The view switches on to reveal Kirito in the Spriggan avatar, crouched low with the camera tilted up towards him. Looks like it's on the ground.]
Okay, I'm using the comm so I have a record of what this looks like. I tried to encrypt it to make it private, but that's not my augment, so who knows if it worked. Feel free to ignore!
[He finishes fidgeting with the comm, tilting it at just the right angle, then disappears behind it for a second before reappearing at a distance, one hand lifted above his head.]
Þeír hræða nótt dýpt, renn helvegr!*
[As he begins, the full spell materializes in front of him in gold text and rotates around his body; when each word is spoken, it flashes white and vanishes. Once the full incantation is done, his body is consumed by a tornado of dark smoke, obscuring him from view. There's a muffled roar, and a burst of fire immediately following, and suddenly the room rumbles, knocking the comm off-balance.
When the smoke is clear the only thing visible is the cargo bay ceiling. There's a moment of scuffling and an "ow, geez!" in the background before finally a thumping of footsteps, heavier than someone ought to have with Kirito's stature. Through the smoke, one might catch fleeting glances of curled horns, dark fur, and glowing red eyes.
When at last he speaks, his voice is oddly distorted, something off about it.]
Whoa, okay, uh- crap. ....Paisley crew? Maybe don't go to the cargo bay for a while...?
( paisley )
[Anyone who happens to feel like wandering into the cargo bay despite his warning will find a ten-foot-tall hellbeast hunched over in the corner trying (and failing) to look inconspiculous, chanting quietly and looking kind of pathetic, appearance aside.]
[*Kirito's spell is Norse. Meaning, "Frighten them, depth of the night, and chase them along the roads of Hell."]
Broadcast: Y
Action: SS Paisley
When: Today's fine!
( video )
[The view switches on to reveal Kirito in the Spriggan avatar, crouched low with the camera tilted up towards him. Looks like it's on the ground.]
Okay, I'm using the comm so I have a record of what this looks like. I tried to encrypt it to make it private, but that's not my augment, so who knows if it worked. Feel free to ignore!
[He finishes fidgeting with the comm, tilting it at just the right angle, then disappears behind it for a second before reappearing at a distance, one hand lifted above his head.]
Þeír hræða nótt dýpt, renn helvegr!*
[As he begins, the full spell materializes in front of him in gold text and rotates around his body; when each word is spoken, it flashes white and vanishes. Once the full incantation is done, his body is consumed by a tornado of dark smoke, obscuring him from view. There's a muffled roar, and a burst of fire immediately following, and suddenly the room rumbles, knocking the comm off-balance.
When the smoke is clear the only thing visible is the cargo bay ceiling. There's a moment of scuffling and an "ow, geez!" in the background before finally a thumping of footsteps, heavier than someone ought to have with Kirito's stature. Through the smoke, one might catch fleeting glances of curled horns, dark fur, and glowing red eyes.
When at last he speaks, his voice is oddly distorted, something off about it.]
Whoa, okay, uh- crap. ....Paisley crew? Maybe don't go to the cargo bay for a while...?
( paisley )
[Anyone who happens to feel like wandering into the cargo bay despite his warning will find a ten-foot-tall hellbeast hunched over in the corner trying (and failing) to look inconspiculous, chanting quietly and looking kind of pathetic, appearance aside.]
[*Kirito's spell is Norse. Meaning, "Frighten them, depth of the night, and chase them along the roads of Hell."]
ACTION
and really he's not so concerned about kirito. he's looking woefully at the state of the cargo bay. ]
You didn't think you should practice this -- I don't know, when we're not on a space ship. Nevermind the potential death by being thrown in space, do they even collect our bodies if that happens?
ACTION
[Heck, it's not even real anything.]
ACTION
I want to know something, in what scenario do you see yourself using this illusion?
ACTION
[That's a pretty good scenario, right!?]
ACTION
[ sarcasm, so much of it ]
Were you on some kind of quest before you got abducted here?
ACTION
[don't u sass him]
I wasn't on a mission, I was going on a date. The quest where I used it was over a year ago.
ACTION
then starts laughing ]
ACTION
anakin knows how to laugh???]
What?
ACTION
Everything! You were ambushed by fairies! You were on a date! And you're-- [ he makes vague gestures with his hands at kirito ] this thing!
ACTION
okay, that's, uh. fair. ish.]
Believe it or not, all of that's actually a pretty normal day in my life.
ACTION
What did you do back in your universe? I can't really place your skill sets with a title or figure out where it would land you.
ACTION
[KIRITO THAT IS LITERALLY THE LEAST HELPFUL]
This stuff comes from video games, though.
ACTION
his life is a lie ]
You...are a student.
ACTION
Why is that so surprising? Is there something wrong with my being a student?
Re: ACTION
No, there's nothing wrong with that. I shouldn't be surprised. There are kids way younger than you here. I just don't know how it connects with fairies and ... [ he gestures at kirito's illusion ] That.
ACTION
Re: ACTION
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Please don't tell me you're saying everything you know is from a game.
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I can't believe this.
ACTION
[He did say not to come here, dude.]