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[Video] His Heart is Drifting Too

Who: Uchiha Itachi
Broadcast: Video, Fleetwide
Action: SS Paisley, Common Area
When: A bit past midnight on August 7th

[ He's currently in his little office, sitting at the desk. He's got the video on--he doesn't look amused. ]

...Would someone care to explain this? [ He turns his device so that the camera is facing his desk. Piled on it are boxes and boxes and small pocket-packets of tissue paper, all brightly wrapped in neon blue with yellow lettering: MADAME CYCLOPS ISSUE TISSUES. ] ...Because I don't find it funny in the least bit.

If someone thinks this will cheer me up... [ He trails off, unable to finish the sentence. Instead, a foot is seen gently nudging some of the tissues away and to the side of the desk.]

...I was right the first time. This is hell.

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[ Okay yes technically. ] Are you implying you've already paid hell a visit?

Well, I was damned for a while, but I didn't make it to hell personally. My knowledge is a little bit more unique!

Didn't make it? [ He wondered if this was the case for him, then. ] I realize this is personal, however...

...Have... you died?

I have, a few times. It never gets any less awful. 0/10, would not recommend!

...A few times... [ That doesn't sound great. ] I'm sure not very many people would outright choose hell, however.

...Ah, and you're name? I'm certain I've never spoken to you before.

My name is Itachi.

Oh, you'd be surprised. Many have chosen Hell for themselves, entirely out of spite. Humans are that sort of creature, after all.

I can't give my true name, but for now, I go by Caster. Nice to meet you~!

Caster...

Well met, Caster... despite the circumstances. [ Like him being all upset. Like them just being here. Though it is not as if he has anywhere to go home to, if he ever happened to disappear here. ]

Well, I think the circumstances couldn't be better for me. And, I begin to suspect, for you too. ♥

[She's used to hanging out with dead people, after all. You have to be, when you're summoned to re-kill all the legendary heroes.]

[ There is a faint breath that sounds vaguely like a laugh. ] ...I thought the same when I arrived. I'm not so sure, now.

Oh? What makes you say that?

[That seems like it will be a fun subject to poke at.]

I'm not one to divulge secrets to someone I haven't met face-to-face. Though I thank you for your concern.

Eh, boring... Then, let's meet face-to-face!

... All right. [ No harm in meeting people, he supposes. ] ... Shall I meet you on the Marsiva? Or are you adversed to close encounters.

I'm not on the Marsiva. Do you mean the Iskaulit? Or, what ship are you on?

I'm on the S.S Paisley. The Is...Iskaulit would perhaps be fine to meet up at. [ All of these damn floating things. If it were up to him, he'd just remain rooted in one place... but in a place like this, it was virtually impossible. ]

Then, I'll meet you in the library. Look for the cutest girl there, okay?

...I'll be sure to.

[ Don't mind this guy a but later wandering right into the library. He had to ask around to know where it was, but once he arrived, his gaze wandered around the new facility. Now, to look for a cute girl. He really hoped she was cute, or else he had no other descriptor to go off of. ]

[ And soon he caught himself staring at what he thought was hopefully a cute girl. At least she saw him in ins post... or else they'd both just be meandering hopelessly. ]

[Well, between the pink hair, fox ears and bushy tail, and the bizarre clothes, she at least sure looks like she thinks she's cute.

She's also approaching.]

Itachi, wasn't it?

[ The ears are of great interest to him. His eyes drift up to them, then back down to her face. Itachi nods his head. ]

Yes. Caster-san, correct? [ -san from now on, he's learned, as people who look younger just may not be. Not in this strange spaceship. ]

Ooh, you show respect, I like you. But I prefer to be called the cute and wonderful Caster-chan!

[It's amazing that she can say that while sounding 100% serious.]

...Caster-chan, then. [ Well, who was he to deny a woman what she prefered? Not him. ] ...Just Itachi is fine.

You're very cute, just as you said. I had no trouble finding you.

Of course not! After all, you humans passed down legends for a thousand years about my beauty.

And how good I smell. You humans can be kind of creepy sometimes, you know that?

[ What. ] I'm...

I've never heard of you before. [ But he'll give it to you--that is kind of creepy. ]

Of course not. That's because that's not my real name. Do you think I want to deal with that kind of thing again from my reputation?

I suppose not. [ A beat. ] ...It's the same reason I do not give out my surname, in my world.

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