A Wild Mingle Appears

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Who: Crew of the S.S. Tourist + Visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: On the S.S. Tourist
When: Now, Drifting Week, through the month

[ Welcome, everyone, to the S.S. Tourist! Please enjoy your stay aboard out little ship - there's dinosaur meat courtesy of Allen and Sokka, at least four slugs (be careful, they're really Fenris' even if he won't say it), Winn's officially out of his comma, the coffee machine is behaving more or less (Kirk has poetry for you to sweet talk it if you need it). All aboard! ]

Comments

[takingkarabusiness]

You can explain your nerd jokes to me.

[winn]

A joke's not funny once you explain it.

[ sigh ]

But basically, you look like a Jigglypuff when you're frustrated with me, and when a Jigglypuff gets annoyed he draws on people's faces. See - not funny anymore.

[takingkarabusiness]

Wait, that's the really cute pink one right?

[winn]

Yup, that sings people to sleep.

[ he could really use one of those. ]

You know - [ singing in a high pitch. ] Jiiii-ga-ly-ypuff, jiga-ly-yypuff. jiiii-ga-ly-ypuff jigaly.

[takingkarabusiness]

[ she laughs ]

Well, that's probably who'd I'd be if I were a pokemon, anyway.

[winn]

Nah, you'd be something like Altaria - 3'07" of cotton ball fluff, but if you piss it off it can end you in 300 different ways. But you do got the Jigglypuff huff down.

[takingkarabusiness]

Okay, well, that's fair.

Who would you be?

[winn]

Magnemite. [ he nods ] The pacifistic unless forced living piece of tech.

[takingkarabusiness]

Well, that is very apt.

You're really quick with those.

[winn]

I'm just a quick thinker, not like I ever wasted any downtime at work classifying people as different pokemons. [ n o p e. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Is that what you do all day?

[winn]

Hey, don't hate me just cuz I get my work done really fast.

[ he's grossly overqualified for IT, he gets bored. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Oh, sure.

[winn]

What's that supposed to mean?

[takingkarabusiness]

Do you even think of it as work?

[winn]

Well, I'm not coming in that early or wearing all those ties for fun -

[takingkarabusiness]

I guess I just mean— you're really gifted at all that stuff.

[winn]

Oh - [ he smiles, a little embarrassed both at the compliment and at not having caught it. he rubs the back of his head. ] thanks. Yeah, working with you's way more satisfying and not just cuz of the life saving aspect of it. [ it's challenging, interesting, unpredictable. now that he's thinking about it...how is he supposed to go back to being satisfied with IT after having worked on restoring kara's powers, inter-dimensional travel, spaceship engines? ]

[takingkarabusiness]

I guess you'll just have to keep being on Team Supergirl when we go home so you can keep your adrenaline up.

[winn]

I don't think my adrenaline needs any help with that, [ it's kinda stuck on high ] but you're not getting rid of me anytime soon.

[takingkarabusiness]

You would be totally bored if you had to go back to your daily routine after all of this. Come on.

[winn]

I'd be okay for a while - can you even imagine how much TV, movies, and video games we'll have to catch up on?

[takingkarabusiness]

Hopefully no more than we had before. I'm kind of banking on the whole time not moving thing.

[winn]

You remember more than me, though. If we bust out instead of getting sent back -- either we're gonna go back to the same time where there'll either be gaps in my memory, and a change to the timeline since I would've been missing that whole time, or two of you - or I'm gonna go back to your past and you're just gonna think I'm crazy til you catch up.

[takingkarabusiness]

I was kind of thinking it'd be the second one.