.09 and you live in a zoo

[touchofrogue]

Who: Rogue + Anyone Else
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes
When: 8/8/16

[Rogue was in the kitchen, thrilled to be well enough to be doing her job, when there was an unexpected sponsor drop. It was little more than a shoe box, and to her shock - and dread - she saw it was addressed to her.

Well, it wasn’t going to just go away on its own, so she opened it up to find a selection of pink, sparkly, tiaras. And a note: We hope these help you celebrate your special day! Put one on and smile for the camera -- PP&Co.

You had to be kidding her. Rogue made a disgusted face and got back to work. She was trying to make a chocolate cake. Once she got the concoction in the oven, however, she took a picture of several of the tiaras and sent out a general text message:]

Free to a good home.

[Later on, she puts on a deceptively simple short dress and heads out to the Iskaulit -- twenty-five. Geeze. That definitely deserved a drink. She never thought she’d live this long.]

Comments

[touchofrogue]

[Rogue raised her eyebrows at him.] Yeah? What's the special occasion? Ya gonna need a dress ta match?

[cajunspice]

Who says I need a special occasion. Sometimes a homme just wanna feel pretty when he's goin' 'bout his day. [Hey, who knows when an item like that might come in handy, it's not like they run across those items just everyday on the Fleet.]

[touchofrogue]

...you are terrifyin'. [Matter of fact, shaking her head a little. Then she sighed.] I'll see what I can dig up.

[Because how was she going to turn that down, really?]

[cajunspice]

'm amazin', admit it. [Another flash of that grin to her before he took another sip from his drink, choosing to voice his real thoughts on it.] Ya never know when an item like that will come in handy, especially since not like can go down to the local mall 'nd pick one up now, be it? Add it to m' 'just in case' collection I got buildin' up.

[touchofrogue]

[The raised eyebrows indicate that her opinion still ranges to: Terrifying.] What else have ya got in that collection?

[cajunspice]

Ahh, let's see. [This took a moment of thinking as Remy started listing off items, counting them off on his fingers as he did.] Got a glitter bomb thing; some super hot spices from our stop at the space station that be too hot even for me, cheese flavored lube from one of the shipments a crew mate got; can of unicorn meat, donno how real it be or not; 'nd an ice tray that makes ice in the shape of various organs... not all human.

[touchofrogue]

[Silently, her lips reformed the words: 'cheese flavored lube'. Okaaay. Not the kind of thing she'd be wanting to associate with the human body but... whatever. She shook her head at him.] Alright. Ya can have the tiara on one condition.

[cajunspice]

[Yeah, not his first choice either, but an item he had to grab to use against someone, even if he wasn't sure how yet. Smiling as she processed the information, Remy raised a brow to her.] Do tell.

[touchofrogue]

[She points a gloved finger at him, her expression still holding a faint cast of humor, but her gaze was serious.]

Ya keep that glitter bomb far, far away from me.

[cajunspice]

[Remy laughed at her condition, before nodding and placing his free hand over his heart.] Got my word, ya won't be m' target for it.