Hank "why this" McCoy (
beathach) wrote in
driftfleet2016-08-09 06:24 pm
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⚛ 02: why this edition; video
Who: Hank and you!
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: The Blameless
When: now!
[when the feed flips on, it focuses on a crate on the smaller side, but clearly yet another sponsor drop. Only this time, it appears to be full of brushes, of all shapes and colors and sizes. There's also a note attached on top:
"Because normal brushes are just infuriating. Keep that blue fur shiny with these purrfect alternatives!"
there's a heavy sigh from behind the camera and a mutter, just audible enough to be picked up by the microphone]
Someone thinks they're being funny.
[another sigh, and the camera turns around, focusing on a woman's face. Reluctantly, it seems, because she looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable]
Anyway - I know some people have pets on the fleet, so if you'd like a brush for their fur, feel free to come over to the Blameless and pick one up. I certainly won't be keeping them.
[she goes to turn the feed off, then pauses]
Also, Winn? This is your fault. Get over here so I can blame you properly.
[and with that, the feed disconnects]
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: The Blameless
When: now!
[when the feed flips on, it focuses on a crate on the smaller side, but clearly yet another sponsor drop. Only this time, it appears to be full of brushes, of all shapes and colors and sizes. There's also a note attached on top:
"Because normal brushes are just infuriating. Keep that blue fur shiny with these purrfect alternatives!"
there's a heavy sigh from behind the camera and a mutter, just audible enough to be picked up by the microphone]
Someone thinks they're being funny.
[another sigh, and the camera turns around, focusing on a woman's face. Reluctantly, it seems, because she looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable]
Anyway - I know some people have pets on the fleet, so if you'd like a brush for their fur, feel free to come over to the Blameless and pick one up. I certainly won't be keeping them.
[she goes to turn the feed off, then pauses]
Also, Winn? This is your fault. Get over here so I can blame you properly.
[and with that, the feed disconnects]

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[a faint laugh] I'm exactly the opposite.
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That is much more useful than horse riding here, I imagine.
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You never know, if we end up on a planet where that's the main method of transportation, you'll be in luck.
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That is true, though I almost hope it is rather unneeded.
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Admittedly, so do I. But only because I'd be out of luck.
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-- Ah! I think I remember you!
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Were you able to go home, I hope?
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But we are all able to now, it seems?
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Do you mean - those of us from Kyriakos?
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Most of the explanation came from a man whom I wished would stop talking.
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That's - certainly not something they told us about on our way out.
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I've heard of him, but I don't know if I knew about the conversations.
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He was the one who told us.
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Do you think it's true? I mean - did he explain how one would go about doing it? Because I started looking into it back home and I came up with nothing.
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I was simply going to ask a saint for help.
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[still, that's the first time he's heard of the possibility]
A saint?
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