Hank "why this" McCoy (
beathach) wrote in
driftfleet2016-08-09 06:24 pm
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⚛ 02: why this edition; video
Who: Hank and you!
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: The Blameless
When: now!
[when the feed flips on, it focuses on a crate on the smaller side, but clearly yet another sponsor drop. Only this time, it appears to be full of brushes, of all shapes and colors and sizes. There's also a note attached on top:
"Because normal brushes are just infuriating. Keep that blue fur shiny with these purrfect alternatives!"
there's a heavy sigh from behind the camera and a mutter, just audible enough to be picked up by the microphone]
Someone thinks they're being funny.
[another sigh, and the camera turns around, focusing on a woman's face. Reluctantly, it seems, because she looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable]
Anyway - I know some people have pets on the fleet, so if you'd like a brush for their fur, feel free to come over to the Blameless and pick one up. I certainly won't be keeping them.
[she goes to turn the feed off, then pauses]
Also, Winn? This is your fault. Get over here so I can blame you properly.
[and with that, the feed disconnects]
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: The Blameless
When: now!
[when the feed flips on, it focuses on a crate on the smaller side, but clearly yet another sponsor drop. Only this time, it appears to be full of brushes, of all shapes and colors and sizes. There's also a note attached on top:
"Because normal brushes are just infuriating. Keep that blue fur shiny with these purrfect alternatives!"
there's a heavy sigh from behind the camera and a mutter, just audible enough to be picked up by the microphone]
Someone thinks they're being funny.
[another sigh, and the camera turns around, focusing on a woman's face. Reluctantly, it seems, because she looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable]
Anyway - I know some people have pets on the fleet, so if you'd like a brush for their fur, feel free to come over to the Blameless and pick one up. I certainly won't be keeping them.
[she goes to turn the feed off, then pauses]
Also, Winn? This is your fault. Get over here so I can blame you properly.
[and with that, the feed disconnects]

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I've mostly just been waiting for the chance.
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[nerd strengths]
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I'm really not much of a prankster.
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Ah - speaking of puns, did you go to the tree on the planet? The one that gives you things.
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[he shifts the camera to focus on a book he's set on the crate next to him. It's a pun book]
Viva gave it to me when I left Kyriakos.
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Aw, that's adorable! Was she big into puns?
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> private video
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