Hank "why this" McCoy (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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driftfleet2016-08-09 06:24 pm
beathach) wrote in driftfleet2016-08-09 06:24 pm
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⚛ 02: why this edition; video
Who: Hank and you!
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: The Blameless
When: now!
[when the feed flips on, it focuses on a crate on the smaller side, but clearly yet another sponsor drop. Only this time, it appears to be full of brushes, of all shapes and colors and sizes. There's also a note attached on top:
"Because normal brushes are just infuriating. Keep that blue fur shiny with these purrfect alternatives!"
there's a heavy sigh from behind the camera and a mutter, just audible enough to be picked up by the microphone]
Someone thinks they're being funny.
[another sigh, and the camera turns around, focusing on a woman's face. Reluctantly, it seems, because she looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable]
Anyway - I know some people have pets on the fleet, so if you'd like a brush for their fur, feel free to come over to the Blameless and pick one up. I certainly won't be keeping them.
[she goes to turn the feed off, then pauses]
Also, Winn? This is your fault. Get over here so I can blame you properly.
[and with that, the feed disconnects]
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: The Blameless
When: now!
[when the feed flips on, it focuses on a crate on the smaller side, but clearly yet another sponsor drop. Only this time, it appears to be full of brushes, of all shapes and colors and sizes. There's also a note attached on top:
"Because normal brushes are just infuriating. Keep that blue fur shiny with these purrfect alternatives!"
there's a heavy sigh from behind the camera and a mutter, just audible enough to be picked up by the microphone]
Someone thinks they're being funny.
[another sigh, and the camera turns around, focusing on a woman's face. Reluctantly, it seems, because she looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable]
Anyway - I know some people have pets on the fleet, so if you'd like a brush for their fur, feel free to come over to the Blameless and pick one up. I certainly won't be keeping them.
[she goes to turn the feed off, then pauses]
Also, Winn? This is your fault. Get over here so I can blame you properly.
[and with that, the feed disconnects]
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1/3?? idk my bff incoming girlfriend
Oh that's it]
Fine. You want to talk to her? Hold on.
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And commenting LOUD ENOUGH FOR LOKI TO HEAR]
This asshole wants to talk to my lady.
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Your lady?
[ Oooh, boy, here we go. She takes Hank's device, frowning straight away. ]
Who's the asshole, then?
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He tilts his head in something that gives the impression of a genteel bow.]
Loki, son of Frigga. I don't believe we've met.
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[ And she's not currently impressed, either. Someone that's irritated Hank this much probably isn't going to be her new BFF. ]
What do you want?
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Merely giving Hank a bit of advice. I spent a bit of time as a woman and the experience did wonders for my technique as a lover later on. I think I've rather shocked him.
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Maybe. But there's no need - Hank's technique is already amazing, thank you.
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[ He might smile and act sweet, but Raven's having none of it. ]
What we do together is none of your business, so I'd go back to working on your 'technique' with your lady before something bad happens.
[ She turns to Hank to say, quietly, I didn't know hands could talk, you know... ]
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But I do think it very funny when people threaten me.
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[His smile broadens at the order to leave Hank alone.] No.
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It's still retaliation. I've always fought back against bullies, I don't see any reason to stop now.
[ She shrugs a shoulder. ]
Then I can just hang up. Say goodbye.
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Do let Hank know I'll be by to fetch my brush.
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[ And she hangs up. ]