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tony (badass motherfucker) stark ([personal profile] privatizes) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-08-10 06:55 pm

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Who: Tony Stark [personal profile] privatizes and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: Now!

[ tony is currently on board the pathstone, if you want to bother him in person. sitting in his captain's chair and fiddling with something in his hands, as he usually is. he's been working on a large variety of projects lately, including (but not limited to): a hovering wheelchair, reversal of brain control, and trying to reinvigorate his arc reactor that the emotional tree of life had given him for holding hands.

god, he misses home.

but as his current projects are 1) a work in progress, 2) practically non-exsitent, and 3) almost there (in that respective order), tony requires the help of the population. especially since he doesn't have the engineering augment and the pathstone lacks an engineer. figures, right? god.

anyway -- ]


Soooo...

[ he pauses ]

-- I'm just going to cut to the chase and say that I need stuff, and you all might have that stuff. You should give it to me so I can make even better stuff. It's going to be for the good of the general population, I promise. [ no, really ] And -- who do I have to kill to get an engineer on board? Because this would all be a hell of a lot easier if I had what Atroma considered an engineer on board.

[ is tony stark still salty over the fact that he is not, apparently, considered an engineer by the standards of the atroma? you bet your ass he is. ]

The list is gonna be sent out in a text -- if you want to part with any of it or trade for stuff, let me know. I'm Tony Stark. Captain of the Pathstone. Don't ask me why I am, or how I got there. The question is getting old. Thanks.

[ and the video feed cuts, only for a text to be sent out: ]

[ NEEDED.TXT]

- soldering iron
- spark plugs
- electrical tape
- copper wiring
- steel (approx. 4.5 kgs, can be scrap metal)
- batteries (any size, lithium ion)


[ and, once that is sent out, an additional encrypted feed pops up: ]

[encrypted to: the pathstone + the avengers]

[ tony holds up one of the bugging devices between his fingers, lips pursed into a frown ]

Captain speaking. Or... whatever -- found this in the communications station, and no, I didn't ask permission before I yanked it out because I don't have to.

[ somewhat blithely ]

I haven't taken it apart yet, but if you find any more of them on board, hand them over and I'll see what I can do. No one weird has been on or off the ship that I know of, and I checked the logs. Anybody else have any solid ideas about where it came from, because I'm betting the answer begins with 'A' and ends with 'troma', and that's probably not good.

[ pause ]

Oh, and my superhero friends can see this, so if you're going to spill any deep dark secrets to me, in the pretense of honesty, I guess I should probably let you know that Captain America will know about it.

[ another pause ]

So. Anybody? Bueller?
foxpas: (pic#8717243)

voice

[personal profile] foxpas 2016-08-11 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
... I... have been made aware of what a 'phone' and 'car' are, but...

[That's a 'no'.]
spontaneouscombustion: (The Element of Laughter)

[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-11 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Heheheh, excellent, reel him in. She'll just set her comm down so she can show... THIS off in its full glory.]



TADA! THIS is my party cannon! One touch of the fuse and it makes the whole room perfectly prepared for a party!
foxpas: (pic#8699935)

voice

[personal profile] foxpas 2016-08-11 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[That's a good call, because the awkward silence from her end makes it pretty obvious she has no idea what that is.]

I... see. And you are not simply enchanting an item?
spontaneouscombustion: ((GASP!))

[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-11 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my gosh, you DID?! Yeah, I can help with that, who is it?!

[You poor thing, that's the WOOOOORST!]
foxpas: (pic#8717265)

voice

[personal profile] foxpas 2016-08-11 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
So... Lacking magic, you build machines to accomplish the same feats?

[She's trying to understand, at least.]
spontaneouscombustion: (Pinkie Pie used Nasty Plot!)

[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-11 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooh yeah I know Steve Rogers, I can do that! How does your national anthem go? Does he like cake? What's his favorite flavor?
Edited 2016-08-11 01:23 (UTC)
spontaneouscombustion: (I can see it now!)

[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-11 01:34 am (UTC)(link)


[Pinkie probably won't speak to Tony for a LOOONG time if Steve doesn't find it funny; parties are serious business and pranks should make the prankee happy too. Her mun, however, is pretty much dying of laughter right now.]

Yeah, definitely! I'm also a baker back home too, so that cake'll knock your socks off!

Oooooh wow, that's almost as old as the princesses back home! [Gasp!] Is Steve a prince back in your world?!
Edited 2016-08-11 02:00 (UTC)
pain_train: (Default)

text

[personal profile] pain_train 2016-08-11 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
um you could check with captain vision or erik or cisco and see if there's anything left over from making float chair 1.0 that we don't need for float chair 2.0 sharing is important!
robitussin: (and turn me on)

text; same encryption

[personal profile] robitussin 2016-08-11 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
it was me, clearly

the plutiny begins


[i'm so sorry tony]
Edited 2016-08-11 01:45 (UTC)
takingkarabusiness: (melissa-bonist-supergirl-2780640)

[personal profile] takingkarabusiness 2016-08-11 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I thought for sure that she was a cook.
beathach: (★ 03)

video;

[personal profile] beathach 2016-08-11 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Tony Stark what is this list of items]

What in the world are you trying to make?
foxpas: (pic#8828744)

voice

[personal profile] foxpas 2016-08-11 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Magic does not use tricks, though...
therewillbeorder: ([13])

video;

[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2016-08-11 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Consider him intrigued, anyone who wants to build things, better things is promising. His own projects seem entirely too ambitious to be realistic here so he needs something to work on.]

Lithium ion? What do you intend to create with that?

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