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My name is Max. ([personal profile] theroadwarrior) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-08-10 11:02 pm

text. he sells seashells by the seashore

Who: Max and you!
Broadcast: Text
Action: Starstruck, Iskaulit bar
When: After deploying from the planeeet.
Note: If you have something you wanna do with Max that isn't re: this post, we can do a wildcard thing!

[Max has been relatively quiet since their stay on the planet. Maybe it's the whole hugging business leaving him even more vocal than before — maybe it's the fact that he had to shoot someone, which is kind of a reason to lay low. But hey, Max has stuff he can trade off, and he's not about to lose the opportunity just because he's an asocial hot mess. A text goes out, simple enough:]

got a lot of seashells in good shape. will trade them for scraps. metal. weapon parts, auto parts, anything else you have. 

might use them for explosives later otherwise. good for shrapnel.

[........ That's normal, right, making bombs. Bombs are very useful, guys. Um. Hrm.]

they look


nice.


[That means pretty, in restless Australian scavenger code. Attached is a photo. See.]



[One can find him on the Starstruck, pilfering through them to see which ones survived the trip back into space without incident.

Yeah, go ahead and imagine him on a beach collecting shells. It's embarrassing but it's true.

He's gonna be stopping by the bar, mostly to maybe offer Nami some. Maybe. He's not sure. Look, he already gave her something for her birthday, okay? If he keeps giving people stuff, he's gonna end up looking like a semi-decent dude, and we can't have that, can we. He can be found at the bar with a bag of aquatic-related goodies, his old dog Rock laying down near his feet. He's got an old conch in his hand that he's studying curiously before placing up against his ear. He almost looks kind of relaxed by it. Shockingly.]
mucked: (☂ any place is better)

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[personal profile] mucked 2016-08-12 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ she's like two rooms away and yet: ]

...Shrapnel? Good God, man.
mucked: (☂ the only girl)

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[personal profile] mucked 2016-08-12 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but shells would make a poor showing. You'd barely graze a kitten.

[ oops she started. ]
mucked: (☂i searched for form and land)

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[personal profile] mucked 2016-08-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
They make for decent mementos.

[ is she being serious? who knows. ]

Put them on your damn shelf and look at them once in a while. But I suppose you'd need a shelf for that, first.
mucked: (☂ together we can get somewhere)

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[personal profile] mucked 2016-08-12 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
If you want to trade them, you picked the wrong time. We all came from that planet. We're all flush with seashells. Best hold onto them until they're a little rarer of a commodity.

[ her suggestions isn't serious. she just wants to see if she can convince him to hold onto a handful. for himself. ]
mucked: (☂ deep asleep)

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[personal profile] mucked 2016-08-12 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ amused: ] You're offering me my cut of the booty, are you?
mucked: (Default)

SOMEHOW BOTH.

[personal profile] mucked 2016-08-23 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, his sense of humour surfaces.

[ SHE HOPES. ]
mucked: (☂ i got a plan)

[personal profile] mucked 2016-08-28 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
All it needs is a bit of friendly CPR.
mucked: (☂ i have to drive)

[personal profile] mucked 2016-08-30 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Please do. Such pettiness proves you're human.

[ she loves you, man. ]
mucked: (☂ deep asleep)

[personal profile] mucked 2016-09-05 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Part dog. Part human. All wanker.
mucked: (☂ etherized upon a table)

[personal profile] mucked 2016-09-29 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Tsk tsk. You shouldn't let the lipstick fool you.