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[uprightness]

Who: Steve 'belated bday boy' Rogers
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: the ss star(spangled)struck
When: current

[ after the incident which involved steve rogers, a misunderstanding regarding technology and some ( very flattering ) photos of one Peggy Carter, Steve tried to avoid addressing the entire network regarding anything less than a security threat.

And then today happened.

The video opens up to the Starstruck though the ship looks drastically different due to the large number of red, white and blue balloons and confetti that seems to be everywhere. To make matters weirder, there seems to be a rather big cake reading 'Happy 1776th birthday, your Highness' and a song that seems to be playing every few minutes and rather loudly.

And in the middle of it all, there sits Steve Rogers himself and his smile is absolutely long suffering. He looks up and waits for the song to end before speaking rather hurriedly, mostly since he's worried it'll start over. ]

--- My birthday was last month but - thank you. Tony. For arranging alla this.

[ is he saying it through gritted teeth? Oh yes. And why? ]

And more importantly to Pinkie Pie who dedicated her time and effort to doing all of this. It's - very kind of you. Can't say I've ever had that much done for my birthday before.

[ and now if you'll excuse him, he's off to kill Iron Man. ]

Comments

[not here yet] 1/3

[privatizes]

[ HE KNEW STEVE WOULD THANK THE CROWD LMAOOOO GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY ]

[not here yet] 2/3

[privatizes]

[ okay tony straight face for the camera ahem you are introducing the next piece of wondrous lifesaving tech from stark industries to a crowd of people who want to invest in your product ahem ahem ahem

ahem ]

[video ; totally public bc u can't yell at him while pinkie pie is watching he ain't dumb ]

[privatizes]

Aw, thanks, Cap.

[ THE VERY PICTURE OF INNOCENCE ]

I had to get a real professional for the job, you know. Only the best.

1/2

[uprightness]

Yes, I'm sure you're terrible at throwing parties all by yourself.

[ do not feed the troll, do not feed the tro - ]

PRIVATE VIDEO. U CAN'T STOP HIM

[uprightness]

Are you bored.

[ because this is pretty elaborated and obviously took some thought. ]

PRIVATE VIDEO.

[privatizes]

Why is that the first assumption?

[ he almost sounds insulted ]

Maybe I just wanted to do something nice for PInkie Pie the Space Engineer.

[ pause ]

-- and I might be bored.

PRIVATE VIDEO.

[uprightness]

-- She's a space engineer?

[ and only because of this entire stupid birthday party: ]

She can help you, then. You have something to talk about. Maybe she can help with the robots.

[ because she's an engineer and you're not. ]

PRIVATE VIDEO.

[privatizes]

Atroma apparently thought she was qualified.

[ HE'S. SO. SALTY. ]

And I don't need help with robots.

[ STILL SALTY!!!!! ]

I need to make friends with the fake engineers so I can steal their stuff.

[ obvi ]

PRIVATE VIDEO.

[uprightness]

Yeah, it's a much better idea than actually making friends with them, see and appreciate what they know and share their stuff.

[ the most dry tone ]

You know, she really took it seriously. At least thank her properly.

PRIVATE VIDEO.

[privatizes]

Glad we're on the same page, Cap.

[ MOVING ON ]

I did thank her, profusely. Wanna see the conversation? I'll unlock it for you.

[ :) ]

PRIVATE VIDEO.

[uprightness]

I mean thank her honestly, Tony. Tell her you loved seeing the party and get her something nice.

[ you're stuck now, tony. he'll nag you 4ever about this. ]