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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: fleetwide text
Action: hit me up if you'd like an action option!
When:

so here's the thing, fellow people stuck here: i find myself in a precarious position. let me elaborate

1. i am totally not down for getting involved in this competition between factions because this is a. bullshit and b. probably not going to end well, but

2. i also want some of their cool stuff. this would be fine except i would have to pay way more for any of these things because i refuse to pick a side (which is STUPID i'm just saying)

so here's where you come in, because i have some credits laying around. i will totally trade you for books & medical supplies & possibly a small weapon if you're part of a faction that gets a discount on that shit or whatever

y/n/maybe (seriously though don't respond if it's just a maybe i'm busy)

Comments

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[beathach]

Let's just hope that none of that happens while we're here. I don't want to end up in the middle of any of this.

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[robitussin]

but you're totally cool with people getting stabbed as soon as we leave

harsh dude

[why does anyone put up with her]

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[beathach]

I'm not okay with people getting stabbed, period.

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[robitussin]

where's your sense of adventure

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[beathach]

I didn't know stabbing was part of adventure.

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[robitussin]

crucial element

you haven't had a lot of adventures have you

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[beathach]

I've had plenty of adventures.

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[robitussin]

how can you call them true adventures without the all important stabbing aspect though

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[beathach]

I could answer that, but I don't think I will.

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[robitussin]

why not

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[beathach]

Because.

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[robitussin]

that's not a reason

come oooooonnnnnnn

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[beathach]

I have an image to uphold.

[now he's just bullshitting]

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[robitussin]

the image of being a nerd who has no experience with stabbing??

choose the cool image man

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[beathach]

And give in to your pressure?

No way.

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[robitussin]

dude

think of the credits you would get if you elaborated on the stabs

the universe is waiting with bated breath

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[beathach]

All the more reason not to do it.

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[robitussin]

do you not like money??

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[beathach]

Do I seem the type to pander to an audience?

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[robitussin]

aww you're so cute

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[beathach]

What is that supposed to mean.

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[robitussin]

what does the fact that you refuse to pander gain you

if it's something like dignity i mean they're watching us all the time we pretty much lost that a while ago

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[beathach]

I have very little dignity so it's nothing like that.

But what is pandering going to give me aside from credits?

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[robitussin]

uh as if credits are like some small insignificant thing

i like being able to buy real food?

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[beathach]

I have plenty of credits.

And I'm not picky about food.