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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: fleetwide text
Action: hit me up if you'd like an action option!
When:

so here's the thing, fellow people stuck here: i find myself in a precarious position. let me elaborate

1. i am totally not down for getting involved in this competition between factions because this is a. bullshit and b. probably not going to end well, but

2. i also want some of their cool stuff. this would be fine except i would have to pay way more for any of these things because i refuse to pick a side (which is STUPID i'm just saying)

so here's where you come in, because i have some credits laying around. i will totally trade you for books & medical supplies & possibly a small weapon if you're part of a faction that gets a discount on that shit or whatever

y/n/maybe (seriously though don't respond if it's just a maybe i'm busy)

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[robitussin]

nah they're all acronyms that society has collectively accepted only stand for that one phrase

have you never seen a cheeseburger?? holy shit

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[bythewaves]

Ah, put that way it makes more sense yes,

And I fear I have not. They must be a particularly wonderous food, I take it?

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[robitussin]

yeah

it's like beef & cheese & ketchup & other stuff on a bun

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[bythewaves]

Ah, I see - it certainly sounds a decent meal. Is it in the presentation or the flavouring that it's attraction lies?

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[robitussin]

uh both?

go ask someone to make you one and you'll see

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[bythewaves]

I suppose I will have to - is there a particular type of trader that might know what it is?

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[robitussin]

if there's anyone who sells food and doesn't know what a burger is they are the worst and you should never talk to them again

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[bythewaves]

[ She cannot see it but he laughs, delighted by the sentiment ]

I will remember, and emphasise this to the vendors.