Chapter Nine [Video]

[thebestseller]

Who: Richard Castle and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: August 21st

Windrose crew, please don't worry too much, but I have been tossed in the pokey, so I won't be coming home tonight. Jeez, it's like the other factions don't have any sense of humor at all...

[Castle shifts uncomfortably.]

Really, no appreciation for fine artwork, these people. And they take this team business way, way, way too seriously.

Vision, please take care of the bots, and remember me fondly if I rot away in prison.

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[spontaneouscombustion]

Castle, what happened?!

[Excellent, the pink pony now knows you've been incarcerated, Castle.]

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[thebestseller]

Oh, it's nothing serious, my dear. I just got... carried away and did a little vandalism after one of my Moxie teammates dared me to.

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[mistyday]

You got another thing coming if you think we're just gonna sit and let you rot in jail!

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[thebestseller]

[Castle gives a false dramatic swoon.]

My ever loyal crew wants to rescue me from my single night in space jail?

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[revengeofthemordsith]

Quite impressive to be arrested for art.

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[mistyday]

Well... yeah. Unless you want to stay stuck there?

[spontaneouscombustion]

[... Suspicious eyebrow.]

Castle, what did you do...?

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[angelherding]

[a mock gasp] You rebel.

You drew dicks on something, didn't you.

[asking the real questions here]

[thebestseller]

I went into enemy territory and drew "MOXIE ROCKS" in big letters. And drew our logo. But it was with soap crayons! It comes off!

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[thebestseller]

If you're offering I won't say no, but honestly... I was stupid. A night in jail won't kill me, since I don't have Kate here to punish me instead.

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[thebestseller]

Drawn with soap crayons, no less. All it'd take is a little elbow grease and some water to get it off.

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[thebestseller]

No, no, of course not.

... maybe I did. And some poop emojis.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Castle...

[This is the face of a disappointed pony.]

Still, they threw you in jail for THAT?

[Why not just make you scrub it off.]

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[revengeofthemordsith]

What kind of art? Was it provocative?

[thebestseller]

>[And, surprisingly, Castle looks a little upset at that.]

Yeah... I guess there's not exactly a proper court system or community service or anything here, so they just go to the extreme solution.

[thebestseller]

Well... I did do it on a bet from one of my Team Moxie brethren. It was in a rival team's turf, so... that was provocation enough.

[revengeofthemordsith]

Not your wisest decision. How long do they plan on keeping you there?

[ She idly wonders if this is grounds for execution. ]

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[angelherding]

I'm so proud of you.

[thebestseller]

I'd say it was 'cause I was bored and drunk, but that's not much of an excuse, is it?

Just for one night. And I have to clean up my work or pay someone to do it for me. Luckily I used soap crayons.

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[thebestseller]

Hey, I'm proud of myself, too. I better be getting mucho credits from this.

[revengeofthemordsith]

Well. It's the excuse I hear all men say. So at least it's believable.

[ But she's amused regardless. ]

You're fortunate.

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[angelherding]

If you don't, I'm calling bullshit on this audience we supposedly have.

Need a breakout? Legal and illegal kinds available.

[spontaneouscombustion]

You'd THINK they'd have just made you clean it up.

Did you say you're sorry? And you're going to check the next time you prank somebody that they're gonna laugh too?

[thebestseller]

I think they might let me do that once I'm out- either clean it up myself or pay someone to do it forme.

I did. I'll be more delicate with my pranks from now on.

[thebestseller]

[Castle smirked.]

Yeah. All things considered, it could have gone a lot worse than it did. And honestly, I deserve a night in the pokey for being dumb.