The most unwilling broadcast of cuteness

[bb_wolf]

Who: Bigby
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Now ish?

[For a while, he ponders the validity of just going hungry and thirsty rather than admit the trouble he seems to have wound up in.

When he went to sleep, sprawled across the floor in a hall in the Iskaulit, he hadn't paid much attention to the fact that there was a grating which shifted under him when he rolled.

When he wakes up, he's horribly, vividly aware of it, because he's stuck down the bottom of the vent and can't jump with enough force to push it open. Puppy legs just aren't strong enough to jump from smooth metal like that and whilst he considers just starving until whatever horror this is wears off, he quickly finds his soft little paw pads are getting irritated by the cold metal.

He tries to message Sascha directly with the communicator, conveniently down there with him. When then fails, he just shoves his nose against it until something turns on it blinks that light that means broadcasting.]

I need help. I'm... stuck. In a vent. On the Iskaulit.

[His voice is child soft and light.

And then he shivers, because the cold is coming up through his paws.]

((OOC: Bigby is glitching for a week or so. Bigby is glitching into an adorable pup.))

Addendum

[Bigby can be found mostly on the Iskaulit and Bloodsport, because while he'd love to hide away in his room, he can't actually get out of it on his own. So you can find the tiny pup wandering around on his own (possibly being stalked by a squealing not-vampire), terrorising the fox park like only a tiny pup can and sometimes falling asleep in random spots because he's just worn himself otu and abby bodies need sleep.]

Comments

[resnipstance]

No, I'm just friendly.

Oh right! I didn't get your name before, did I?

I'm Ahsoka. Ahsoka Tano.

[bb_wolf]

Bigby. Bigby Wolf.

Good to meetcha.

[resnipstance]

[Another chuckle.]

Bigby Wolf? Isn't that a little... on the nose?

[bb_wolf]

It used to be Big, Bad Wolf.

When I started living with the humans, I needed a human name. It became Bigby Wolf.

[resnipstance]

[She can't help it-- she snorts. If there's anything Bigby doesn't look right now, it's Big or Bad.]

[bb_wolf]

Yeah, well, normally I'm about the size of a bus and capable of tearing an elephant in half. This is not normal.

[resnipstance]

Oooh, scary.

[It's clear from her tone that she's not scared in the least.

But then they turn the corner and the kitchen suddenly appears.]

[bb_wolf]

[He doesn't argue. He'll come find her when he's back to himself.

He stands up on her head, much more interested in proceedings.]

[resnipstance]

This is where the magic happens!

And by magic, I mean where we keep all the dried meat, because I don't actually know how to cook, and technically don't really need to.

[bb_wolf]

I can cook. A little.

Not at the moment. Can't shapeshift.

[resnipstance]

You can shapeshift normally?

[bb_wolf]

Yeah.

Can turn into a human. Can't right now. But since I was an adult when I was cut with the knife, might be that I'm physically before that time, so that's why I can't...?

[resnipstance]

Wait, knife?

[Ahsoka opens one of the cupboard doors, to reveal... yep, you guessed it. Months and months worth of storage of dried and cured meats.]

[bb_wolf]

[He jumps off her head onto a counter and circles, tail and ears pricked up and nose sniffing away.]

Magic knife. Makes humans werewolves. Made a wolf a wereman. Food?

[resnipstance]

Food. Also, I got like, half of that. What's a werewolf?

[bb_wolf]

Human who turns into a wolf sometimes.

I'm a wolf that turns into a human sometimes.

[He's scrambling in for food, to find a piece that small, pup milk teeth can cope with.]

[resnipstance]

Is that... common, with humans? I've never heard of it before...

[bb_wolf]

Not... common. It's pretty common in the Homelands, but they've been gone for a long time. There's still magic, but it's hard to get your hands on.

Can I ask you to soak one of these for a bit? I'm not sure my teeth can cope... which is humiliating enough as is.

[resnipstance]

Hm? Oh! [She feels foolish for not realising it before.]

Sure, no problem. Pick one out you like the look of?

[bb_wolf]

[He picks up something he thinks he can manage and pulls it out delicately, setting it by her and looking up.

He really is a very tiny, adorable pup. With a bit of a foul mouth, admittedly.]

[resnipstance]

[Eh, Ahsoka lived the last three years of her life around soldiers. She can handle foul language just fine.

She picks up the Chosen Meat and sets it to soak.]

You know, it could always be worse. When an augment glitch made me tiny again, I had the mind of my youngling self, too. I didn't know up from down.

[bb_wolf]

[He sits up on his haunches and looks up at a chair, silently asking to be placed on one. Or the table.]

Yeah. I don't think anyone needs to deal with my attitude from this age.