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Who: Finn and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide anonymous text
Action: n/a
When: Now!

has your communicator ever sent a text message and you dont remember it that happened to me it sounded like something i would say but not quite it was a little bit off

on a related note whats a nazi

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okay thanks but you realize the whole point of asking this question is that i didnt remember texting him in the first place i didnt even know that word until i asked

his name is hux he was a general of the first order back home hes on the heron right now

yeah thats what first order troops are called kara said its the same as what nazi troops are called weird huh

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Hux?

[ goddammit ]

The Heron?

[ ugh ]

I want a detailed list of what he's done. Now. Thanks. Gonna send this to Cap.

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yeah thats him

okay well he took over training stormtroopers from his father that meant taking babies from families and raising them to be blindly obedient soldiers with numbers instead of names who were trained to kill enemies of the first order then he rose in rank until he was a general he believed the new republic was a threat to galactic stability so he supervised starkiller base and decided to test it on the hosnian system which was a fully developed and inhabited system like this one planets moons tens of millions of people and oh of course the seat of the senate and he blew it up without warning he tried to do the same to the system with the resistance base once he realized where it was but my friends and i broke in and sabotaged the oscillator so the base blew up instead hes not the kind of person that looks someone in the face and murders them hes the kind that gives orders to make other people do his dirty work

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[ tony is just going to casually send this over to steve ]

Rewind.

You blew up the Starkiller by sending some ships into a noticeable weak spot and killing some portion of the engine and then it exploded?

[ IS THIS THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE IS TONY BEING SPOILED RIGHT NOW WTF ]

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[This is why you should take time out of superheroing to go stalk Skywalker Ranch, Tony.]

to be fair we had to blow up the walls of the oscillator building before the xwings could get in otherwise they couldnt do any damage but once we did that it was pretty much like that yeah