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[forcesensitive]

Who: Finn and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide anonymous text
Action: n/a
When: Now!

has your communicator ever sent a text message and you dont remember it that happened to me it sounded like something i would say but not quite it was a little bit off

on a related note whats a nazi

Comments

[forcesensitive]

im going to assume thats a good thing

[feathery]

more like the best thing
have you ever had doritos
we gotta get you some doritos

[forcesensitive]

never heard of em theres a lot of foods from earth i havent tried

[feathery]

do they have corn where youre from
or some kind of equitable vegetable that when transformed looks nothing like that vegetable
cause a dorito is like a fancy corn chip
the junk food of corn chips in triangular form and extra orange and you dont need salsa
theyre like nachos without the cheese only thats actually a tragic statement so nm that
here

[And he just sends over a picture of a Dorito, which for some reason is glowing like it's radioactive.]

[forcesensitive]

oh wait yeah i know nachos i had some at a party we just used flat strips of wheat flavored protein and made it crunchy im guessing doritos are the real thing we were trying to imitate huh sounds pretty good

[feathery]

kind of addictive if you wanna be real
most chips are like that
you start eating them and before you know it the entire bag is gone even if you were trying to make it last
which is most of the time
i got a surplus if you want some though
comes in four flavors
standard nacho cheese, cool ranch, sour cream and onion, and outrageous orange birdjerky

[forcesensitive]

that sounds dangerous is it because theyre crunchy or because theyre salty i mean i guess it could be both

sounds good ill trade you some if i find any apple juice

[feathery]

gotta be both
no ones clamoring to drink the ocean or gorge on a buffet of crunchy beetles
oh no now im thinking about eating beetles
fuck
pretend i didnt bring that up being part bird sucks sometimes
but yeah you got yourself a deal man
more than a deal honestly i need more chip conjuration practice

[forcesensitive]

see now youre talking about beetles i bet ive had worse food though

all right its a deal hope to see you soon man

[feathery]

but if you didnt have to eat beetles would you eat beetles
cause i wouldnt but sometimes it sounds like the best idea ive had all day and thats kinda weird
but yeah same dude
just lemme know

[forcesensitive]

probably not no maybe you just need more protein man

will do