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[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Málum
When: Right now!

Well, as pleasant as this star system is, and as much as I don't want to say the 'B' word and incite horrible things upon us, I feel the need to fill my time a little bit. So I've decided to stretch your minds a little bit with some riddles. Because why the hell not. Answer as many or as few as you like.

RIDDLE THE FIRST:

There was once a wealthy old man with three sons. He was coming to the end of his life and instead of dividing his money up equally amongst them like a normal person would, he decided to set his sons a task. He gave them each a paltry sum of coins, and told them to buy something to fill a room with. (Before you ask, the room is the same one each time)

The first son bought some bales of hay, but he didn't have enough to fill the room with. The second bought a bunch of rock, but these, too, failed to fill the room. The third son bought two things with his coins, and together, they filled the room and he inherited his father's fortune.

What did he buy?

RIDDLE THE SECOND:

There is a dead man in the centre of a field. He carried with him an unopened package. Before he got into the field, he knew he was going to die. How?

RIDDLE THE THIRD (spoilers: this one is the easy one):

I'm at the end of time and space, at the beginning of the end, and at the end of life. What am I?

Comments

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[onlyanapple]

I see. Hence why just asking the spirit to leave nicely probably isn't going to work.

There are people on board the ship who can most certainly help you. People who's job it is to do this kind of thing. I'd do it myself, but most of the methods would probably hurt like buggery for me, given my nature.

There's Allen Walker, he's on the Blue Fish. He's an exorcist, and has uh...magic, for want of a better word to do that kinds of thing. He's probably your best shot at keeping the spirit alive, too.

There's also the Winchesters, Sam and Dean. They ride around, fighting monsters and whatnot. Though if you contact THEM, it's best to go through Sam first. He's a little more understanding. Dean tends to be a little more...stabby.

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[wolfehawke]

I don't really want to deal with anyone stabby. This is my boyfriend we're talking about.

[He might as well know, Adalwolfe finally reasons. After all, Anders had come to Malum in that first week he'd been awake and they'd made goo-goo eyes at each other all evening. They're not exactly subtle.]

An exorcist, though? That might be promising.
or does that only work on demons?
I'm not totally sure the spirit is a demon yet.

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[onlyanapple]

Don't blame you. Dean is pretty much always my last resort. But yes, I have noticed. Unless it was supposed to be a secret. In which case, you really suck at keeping that subtle, just FYI.

I think so? He does something with trapped souls and likes to make sure they don't die? I tend not to delve too much into what he does because it's a bit complicated. Still, there's a good chance he'll be able to help you.

And if he can't, he'd do everything he could to learn a way to do it. He's horribly noble like that.

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[wolfehawke]

There's other mages here and no chantry. I just don't see the point in hiding it honestly.

Anyway I'll try and talk to this guy. There's a couple other leads to, so I'm not totally sunk.

There's nothing wrong with being noble you know.

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[onlyanapple]

Glad you have the chance to not have to hie it, then.

Good to hear. Good luck, all the same.

It sounds horribly unhealthy.

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[wolfehawke]

Less unhealthy than letting things get out of hand by doing nothing.
Just cause someone says something is noble doesn't mean its not covering your ass too

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[onlyanapple]

Well, yes. Especially if "out of hand" equates to "screaming terror happening."
I knew there was a reason I liked you. It's thinking like that.

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[wolfehawke]

Look if I know how to do anything it's cover my ass

wait that came out wrong

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[onlyanapple]

Came out wrong or came out right?.

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[wolfehawke]

I guess that depends on who you ask.

Either way, I owe you one. If you need anything let me know.

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[onlyanapple]

You might regret saying that one day :)

[He won't, but Crowley does love playing with people. ]

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[wolfehawke]

It's my first deal with a demon. Be gentle.

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[onlyanapple]

Aww you precious darling. I'll be ever so gentle.

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[wolfehawke]

Hopefully I don't regret this.

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[onlyanapple]

You'll just have to wait and see

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[wolfehawke]

I'm totally going to regret this. :P

[The emote means he's joking! Or at least he hopes that comes off.]

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[onlyanapple]

Awww. Look at you using emotes and everything.

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[wolfehawke]

I love emotes. So much.

:O
:D
:S
:B
:I
;)
<3

oh look look i can even flex

ᕙ('v')ᕗ

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[onlyanapple]

It's always so fulfilling to see people from technology deprived worlds really make a go of it.

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[wolfehawke]

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A dog!

[He's not even really paying attention to what they were talking about anymore.]

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[onlyanapple]

[Wolfe you are precious, never stop.]

Go on. Do a snake.

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[wolfehawke]

[It takes him a little bit, but...]

🐍oh shit it can do color ones

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[onlyanapple]

Well, fuck me.

Not even I knew it could do that.

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[wolfehawke]

Well my augment had to be good for something

[Unicode emoticons. Clearly the most important use of a communications augment.]

I found so many. Look!

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[wolfehawke]

Crowley. Crowley. There's cheese

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